Visit the white house. Then the congress.
Immediate thought was, “I can think of one guy I’d definitely maul.”
What an odd question. I would, of course, become feral immediately and find a forest to live the rest of my days in.
Omg you’d be so Apex.
Physics experiments.
Would you don PPE?
As an invisible tiger, you ARE the PPE.
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Well, it would fucking suck. Being invisible means light passes through the retinas and would not be absorbed by photoreceptor cells, making me completely blind. I guess I would try to go somewhere quiet so I could listen out. Being blind would be a death sentence in the wild. My only hope is to get picked up by a zoo or rehab center that actually cares for the animals.
No, its magic not scientific. You can see, but you can’t be seen.
Take a nap then start working to fuck off and vanish from the rest of the world before i get found and buried in a lab somewhere.
I would be in the jungle and enjoying life as a tiger.
Pounce on Calvin every single time.
I’d go outside and eat the deer that ate my tomatoes. I’d be doing the universe a favor. Nothing behind those eyes but hunger and hatred for all life. Eat my tomatoes I eat you. Tomato-eating bastards agh fuck you.
But was your name clearly marked on said tomatoes? Let’s not jump to conclusions here, maybe the deer thought the tomatoes were his by accident (because he can’t write, so his tomatoes have no name).
Yeah he can’t read but he’s rich enough to hire good lawyers. Deer bought my home and now I have to pay rent to them. Taking my tomatoes and half my income, what a jerk!
can you also eat the ones that ate my beets last year?
I will keep eating deer until I am a very round invisible tiger indeed! All deer are bastards (ADAB)
Eat Jeff Bezos
Eat an invisible antelope
I would chill tf out
Find dog owners to don’t pick up and leave a large load on their lawn.
