That’s gotta be warning that the bottom drops off quick
Common in Florida, this sign warns tourists that locals may be wearing a banana hammock.
“Free Handjobs” But that’s how the sirens getcha.
It’s a good concept and a crowd pleaser. It all takes place under the water so no one can be offended. Though if servicing too many in a short time you may see some globs of white floating about.
Warning: If you wear a thong instead of swim shorts, your homies will get turned on when you tread water in front of them.
We cannot accept responsibility if this ruins your friendship.
However, if this turns you into friends with benefits, go you.
It means sex on the beach is allowed, but only if one of you is about to drown. Everyone knows this.
“Grab onto my cock and I will pull you to the surface”
“Must be 6 inches or shorter to swim.”
but if you are longer than 6 inches but promise to remain flaccid, you are good to go
Sudden drop.
You may encounter nude bathers beyond this sign.
Something something sex I think
So now I’m thinking its some kind of instruction of how to stand and properly penetrate the other person
