• Agent641@lemmy.world
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    6 days ago

    There’s a myth that carrots are good for your eyesight, but what’s interesting is that carrots are actually really good for your memory. I lost one up my ass when I was 12 and never forgot that moment.

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      I think in the future, you should use the version with “my uncle stuck one up my ass when I was 12 and never forgot about it.”

      It’s a better punchline imo.

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        6 days ago

        What about being sexually abused by an older family member makes it a better punchline?