Corn dogs are cylindrical sandwiches
Chicken balls are spherical sandwiches.
Scotch eggs are spherical burgers, which are a subset of sandwiches.
Corn dogs and chicken balls are calzones.
Scotch Eggs are
saladCalzone, because they’re are not just an egg covered in meat.I didn’t make the cube rule of food classification, I just enforce it blindly and with great fervor.
Okay but how is pumpkin pie toast and not a quiche?
It has support on all sides and bottom.
Edit: I guess it’s a slice of pie?
Hmm… what is shepherd’s pie, then? Upside-down toast?
How is a Scotch egg a salad?!
Apologies, It’s obviously Calzone when whole.
For some reason I forgot scotch eggs had breading on the outside.
Hmm… apology accepted. But you should eat more Scotch eggs!
This will be an appropriate penance, I accept!
I would think it’s a calzone based on the chart
Exactly! I am offended by _stranger_'s “great fervor” getting it wrong!
What about arancini?
That’s fine and all but what we really need to be talking about is poor bread to filling ratio.
Yeah, that’s a weak ass sandwich
We would have 12 potential surfaces for condiments. So much more can be done with this construction.
This is a poignant illustration of enshittification.
I disagree. Look at all that extra real estate for mayo!
That’s what you think, until you bite into a mouthful of advertisements.
What about this is poignant?
Poinignant illustration of a flux capacitor
Some mathematicians hypothesize that n-dimensional-hyper-sandwiches may be possible, but such constructs remain unproven.
A spherical sandwich would just be a 3-ball of air surrounded by a 2-sphere with the following layers: bread (inner), contents (middle), bread (outer). You could also have a 3-sphere sandwich – homeomorphic to a calzone which has a little 3-ball of bread in its center.
☝️This person topologies.
Isn’t a spherical sandwich just a wrap?
wraps are cylindrical
Just bend and glue them to make a toroidal sandwich.
True, unless you stuff it so full it bulges out into a sphere… Somehow
Come and talk to me when you’ve made a Möbius sandwich with a single piece of bread.
Clearly you didn’t take the axiom of choice. Because otherwise you could have chosen to not make that monstrosity
Soon we will harness the power of hoagie nantubes and the universe will open up to us like a sophmore on prom night.
Gesundheit
Now I want to make a tri wing toasting device. It would probably be vertical, like a Forman grill
I can see past, present and future as one.
Are we all just a hive mind? I have done the triforce sandwich on my own accord too lol
The TIE Defender of the lunch box.
