Well, you got any jelly donuts?

Massive X data leak affects over 200 million bots.

Sorry, we need two electrons with identical spin and orbitals. Better check the place across town.

Ah yes, the old “send the new guy out to buy an isotropic antenna and an electron trap” on their first day

The size of small Easter eggs (you know, the ones about as big as grapes)

Revenge for that time he re-wrapped coloured foil around grapes as Easter eggs?

Daughters Christmas present was a toy laptop because we didn’t want her just watching YouTube but at least she can learn typing and basic skills…

Nope, it’s an ABCDE keyboard instead of QWERTY… No transferable skills at all. Should have just bought a $50 last generation netbook and installed Linux on it.

(Arch BTW)

Electric cars don’t need a transmission at all

The time between the last living stegosaurus and the last living tyrannosaurus is greater that the time between the last tyrannosaurus and today.

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