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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 24 days ago

Another productive meeting

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 24 days ago
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  • hakunawazo@lemmy.world
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    Pro tip: Add a background image to your video conference for privacy.

    Most unsettling part here is toilet paper positioning (if not cat owner).

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      The toilet paper is loaded backwards

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      As a cat owner, you’ll never catch my rolls in this blasphemous position. Kitty’s getting misted if he confuses hanging TP as a toy

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      So it would look like you are chest deep in a toilet. It’s the way I prefer it anyway.

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      That would not stop a cat

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      The toilet paper is correctly installed

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    A bonus is you can invite your dental hygienist over and have your teeth cleaned while you work

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    chokes to death on coffee

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      Dies by monitor to face

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    the startup i worked for got bought by a mega corp. They taught us devs how to use some intranet forms to order things we needed like keyboards and mice. These items would get approved or rejected by the engineering manager and it was pretty straightforward.

    I put a request into the system for one of these (well one very similar, the Scorpion) thinking my boss would see the $50k request and jokingly refuse it.

    What i did not know was that any request over a certain dollar amount triggered a review, by sending the request to my bosses boss. And over ANOTHER amount it did it again. I got a talking to but it was worth it to imagine the face on some VP seeing a dev try to order a $50k chair

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      I bet they were laughing too before pretending to be mad

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        yeah, i bet they were trying to think of ways to reject it for op but approve it for themselves

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    I don’t think people realise that these setups (less exaggerated) are usually for disabled or chronically ill people unable to sit up.

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    Can get a dental cleaning during meetings, awesome

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      Combining “company quarterly review” with “dental cleaning”, while time efficient, is a kind of sensory combo that’s right up there with “nuts and gum”. Sounds great until you think it through a bit.

      Edit: I’ve actually done the latter by accident. 1/10 - “I don’t know what I expected.”

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        “nuts and gum”

        together at last!

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      Put a big hole in that incline and your proctologist can do their thing too!

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    this does no look confortable

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      If you use both hands to type the mouse would either fall off or be damgling from its cord

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        Use a trackball and tape the base to the desk?

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    I would just fall asleep

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    That looks a lot more expensive than just a VR headset and a recliner or bed you likely already own. And in VR you can pick whether it’s 3 monitors, or one seamless curved triple-wide, no matter what you own in real life. And you can keep the monitor(s) with you when you stand up if you want.

    But, what I’m curious about… how is this a “shoes on” occasion?

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      But, what I’m curious about… how is this a “shoes on” occasion?

      Work dress code.

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        Hehe, fair.

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    Doubles as a hospital baby delivery bed, so you can work through labor.

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      Oh America, what will you think up next?

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    all fun and games until thr back of the monitor falls off

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    100% my S/O’s goals

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    thud oh sorry, brb… my mouse just slid off my table.

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    For when you really need to post on Lemmy from the dentist’s chair.

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