But his memory will always live on in our penises.

Here’s an article with more details, including pictures with more pixels: https://abc7ny.com/sloth-ecuador-quevedo-oso-perezoso/1172446/

It’s all “State’s rights” with fascists until it’s more useful just to ignore and override them. You cannot trust what a fascist says, only what they do.

I think now is a great time to separate pride events from these corporate scum. They never have been and will never be allies, just opportunists who would just as willingly burn parades to the ground if it maximizes profit. The capitalist machine will never be your friend.

Why would you do that to this poor man? No one deserves to be saddled with Elon.

Bingo. Just go test drive a vehicle. I test drove a Cybertruck, it was awful, but it costs Tesla the most for a test drive. Maybe slap an inflammatory bumper sticker on it to help others hate Elon as much as you already do.

I’d take the other half and the detained immigrants - for free! Then I’d hire them all immigration lawyers and split up what’s left.

I thought about buying options on TSLA when Musk become president and really regret not doing so.

Don’t you know mRNA vaccines transfected parents with insect DNA?

Administrator of environmental protection agency announces agency no longer protecting environment, will now be simply referred to as the environmental agency.

I learned Cuban Spanish. Upon going to Spain, I was told I spoke with the English vocabulary and accent equivalent to a southern yokel from the 1970s.

In the video: putting them in the freezer for three days will also kill them. After watching that video, I feel itchy everywhere.

“Land of the free”

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Don’t you unplug it and plug it back in again?

Well duh, every woman has a pussy goblin until she pees it out on her 21st birthday!

Wait, vag magnets are pseudoscience?! My partner has an entire data center’s worth of HDD magnets up hers to ward the evil crotch spirits away!

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A pumpkin.

Or blasted.

You bet!