You will never touch your penis with your hands full of heaven ladder

Snarky Puppy - Lingus

Additional living space (you need specialized training and a permit to enter)

Bones are organs! that counts!

Lettuce grows in a bundle of very tightly packed leaves. At no part in the growing - transport - shelving - selling chain can anyone be expected to thoroughly wash between the leaves, especially near the root. Rinse your veggies before using.

“It’s not an RV, it’s a motorcoach”

a sentence that sounds best when shouted from a prison cell

Call me crazy but I wear gloves when cleaning toilets

Some sink plungers have a collapsible flange hidden inside

“Anything that isn’t nothing”

Helps me push through when executive dysfunction hits. Getting outside for even just a little bit is a whole lot better than staying inside while telling myself I’m going to run 3 miles, for example

In order for everyone to just freaking go, their cars would have to be attached somehow.

I wonder if anyone’s ever thought of linking a bunch of cars together so they can all stop and go simultaneously. And hey, since the cars are attached and all need to go to the same place, we can build a track instead of using high maintenance rubber on pavement and-

oop, we invented trains