Not only is he cruel, he is actually participating in making more powerful Seagulls, the surviving seagulls will be the ones that can steal chips and survive being thrown at a wall. Beware the terminator seagull soon attacking your chips, the walls will not survive!
Seagulls: 2,047,7998, Humans: 1
to be fair I haven’t seen a seagull spin somebody around by the head and kill them
Once saw a seagull casually walk up to a pigeon like it was going to walk past it and just snap it’s fucking neck.
as someone who’s had their food stolen by a seagull a few times i once found myself in a fit of petty rage googling “can i kill a seagull” and the answer is no, like legally you cannot, they’re protected birds
Unless… you do it in self-defense
They may be aggressive flying pests but this guy is a fucking psycho.
Nah seagulls deserve the worst
Bahaha I fully support his actions. Fucking prick seagull fucked around and found out.
ahaha animal cruelty funny
You don’t have the same opinion when it comes to rats
You mean the sky rats??? Fuck em. Get em Brit bong
As an aussie who has had many foods taken by birds including a fucking eagle that stole my burger out of my hands, this is some sociopath shit
I reckon. Birds are fuckin psycho.
Meanwhile perhaps 100s of millions of hens live in small cages in probable misery because we want cheaper eggs.
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I have absolutely no problem with the death penalty for crimes like this.
Shouldn’t ave pinched me chip, simple as!
Just wait until it’s the Ibis.
Those fuckers can steal a chip with range.
Gawd damn boomers… Hahahhahah
I hope he gets The Lighthouse treatment at the end.
If you know, you know.
Hark Triton, hark! Bellow, bid our father the Sea King rise from the depths full foul in his fury! Black waves teeming with salt foam to smother this young mouth with pungent slime, to choke ye, engorging your organs til’ ye turn blue and bloated with bilge and brine and can scream no more - only when he, crowned in cockle shells with slitherin’ tentacle tail and steaming beard take up his fell be-finned arm, his coral-tine trident screeches banshee-like in the tempest and plunges right through yer gullet, bursting ye - a bulging bladder no more, but a blasted bloody film now and nothing for the harpies and the souls of dead sailors to peck and claw and feed upon only to be lapped up and swallowed by the infinite waters of the Dread Emperor himself - forgotten to any man, to any time, forgotten to any god or devil, forgotten even to the sea, for any stuff for part of Winslow, even any scantling of your soul is Winslow no more, but is now itself the sea!
Alright, have it your way. I like your cooking.
I don’t know, do I want to know?
saw this meme for the first time on a hasan stream in 2022. he read it in such a cringe ass british accent… thank god i dont watch him anymore.
