Thought the two girls looked familiar…
This made me laugh and I cannot lie.
Before your gif loaded for me, I thought there was going to be a cup involved.
jesus christ that’s the ass they went with? It looks like a man ass.
This is at least slightly better than the “twerking” I saw in “the substance” that girl looked nice but had no fucking ass, how are you going to make her twerk and pretend it’s working?
EDIT : If you’re going to make a song about big butts or scenes of twerking, gotta get a lady that’s thick, like this. Apologies for the lackluster mastodon song, RIP Mastodon 2011.
Did you not live through the 90’s heroin chic phase? When this song came out, those were big booties.
Heroin chic phase? Elaborate please?
Maybe it’s because of my families culture but someone being heroin thin is almost disgusting. Ya want women who have a lot of muscle mass that way they can fight you as an equal, also apparently makes for wild sex according to my 3x great grandfather’s journal.
BRB gonna get a time machine and nuke the 90s.
Though joking aside, as someone who’s flesh is so pale my veins look like tattoos this seems weird. Especially since I feel like a more sane pushback would’ve been to go for a more standard body type not, 15 year old me with crippling sleep issues.
Fuck yeah. Mastadon.
Had to look up butt mogging.
This barely helps. 😑 I feel old.
If I could get butt mogged I would be so happy.
On that twelve cheeseburger a day looksmaxxing plan
I know this is a joke, but come on, that lady probably works her ass off to keep that physique. She doesn’t exactly have big flabby arms and legs or a double chin.
That’s why it’s looksmaxxing. Staying otherwise fit, while keeping that booty. And yes, it’s a joke on a shitpost thread. Lighten up
something has awakened inside of me
Belle Noire ?
Everything about this post makes me hate people.
Yeah… I’ll take the two on the left who aren’t dying of heart disease at 35.
No one asked, or cares, who you would “take”, dip shit.
I also choose this guys dead wife
The children?
The oldest Zoomers turn 29 this year.
One of the strangest phenomenon of the obesity epidemic has been the gross infantilization of young, fit adult women as being “teens” just because they don’t have the “+10yr perceived age” effect that comes with years of obesity.
The girls in the picture are very clearly children. My guess is middle school, but they could be tiny highschoolers I guess 🤷. That doesn’t really matter though, because THEY ARE CHILDREN!
At best she used unwilling bystanders as props and at worst sexually harassed random girls and wants attention for it?
Disgusting troll needs a treadmill
My brother in Christ, if this is sexual harassment, your are assaulting everyone who sees you leave the house.
your are
You somehow managed to get it wrong in an even worse way than normal, I’m actually impressed.
Stop assaulting them fascist
I’m not surprised you named yourself after the bald dickhead from The Matrix.
Narc ass spell correcting butt mog hating nerd.
It might be news to you but the word cypher existed before the Matrix
It absolutely isn’t, if I had called that out originally you wouldn’t have responded with exactly what I expected.
I love this.
Did you wipe the cheeto dust off your fingers before cracking your knuckles for this reply?
This is Lemmy, you fuckwit.
The majority of us are turbo-nerd IT professionals. How the fuck did YOU get here?
responded with exactly what I expected.
Did I active your turbo-nerd trap card? Gonna jizz about it while looking at some gargoyle?
For someone who is loving it you sure seem mad
I’m just excited.
I’ve never caught one in the wild before. I’ve seen you guys post…
Wow. It’s like meeting Andy Dick.
