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LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month ago

The ones and zeros and tens

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The ones and zeros and tens

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LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month ago
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    :cautiously lifts onions to mouth, taking a bite:

    • Brave Little Hitachi Wand@lemmy.world
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      Yeah this one tasted like shit lmao

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    “Folks, have you heard this? There’s this big, gorgeous EP, they call it In a Beautiful Place Out In The Country. The Woke Democrats say it samples a Branch Davidian recruitment tape, but I don’t know folks…”

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      Music has the right to children. Bigly.

    • can@sh.itjust.works
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      God damn I love that OP so much.

  • Deadeyegai@lemmy.world
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    Actually wish this was real lmao

    • argh_another_username@lemmy.ca
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      No, we Canadians don’t want America, specially the red part. Well, maybe Alaska. That part is OK, they have king crab.

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        Ikr, who doesn’t love King Crab?

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    Is this real or fake? I can’t tell

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      I also, unironically, couldn’t tell. That’s not a great sign, when you look at gibberish like that and your first thought is “that… genuinely could be him…”. Then you come to the comment section, and you’re still not sure, because everyone else was unsure too.

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      LLM have come such a long way. They can mimick that cum sock perfectly and it only costs like a swimming pool of water and electricity to run a small Swiss village in the alps.

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      It is never FAKE EVER, AS USUAL.

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    I believed this was real for about half of the text. This fucking guy…

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    I’m still pretty sure that Trump caught Trudeau in bed with Melania and Ivanka.

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    i imagine every capital word hes just screaming it and its not him its the guy that plays him from snl and then i reamber theres a chance this is real and i just get sad

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    Why write fake posts when his real ones are even crazier

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    Regardless of if this is real or not, “he” types just like he speaks. I read that in trumps voice in my head.

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    Honestly we’d probably be better off if this was true, plus we get rid of florida? No brainer

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