The narcoleptic fart factory hard again at work, everybody

Antitrust probe into a company whose products have been banned and shamelessly copied in every way possible is just so funny at this point that it is like ???

Overly cropped.

I mean they say this is the guy they’re looking for…but is it?? I don’t recognize him at all. Also he doesn’t seem to have that fancy backpack in between pictures. This leads me to believe that these are 2 separate dudes. Clothing colors are also different.

That’s not the point! Like what differentiates it? Just because the sex happened in Illinois? That’s nothing special. What might make it special is pulling a Belmont transfer when she least expects it…like in the back of a Volkswagen…

As an Illinoian, I am curious about Illinois sex. It also reminds me of a joke.

• Why does corn in Illinois lean east?

…Because Indiana sucks and Iowa blows.

Scam. I get messages like this everyday and I know I don’t have any USPS packages coming. Also a bit.ly link is super suss

If you think the Democrats are bad, I’ve got really bad news about the other party…

So weird…

Well, they’re not MY face!!

More like the modern dark ages

tHe SmArTeSt MaN iN tHe UnIvErSe. Doing small brain things again

There is no hate quite like Christian “Love” Disgusting people.