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Bonus points: what’s olive oil in your language?

We need an executive order to stop this

On the other hand, we could refine time zones so they’re continuous instead of discrete chunks. Then every step you take adjusts the time. Would be more “accurate.”

Some people here have never sucked a dick and it shows

Why ask when you can find out?

It’s beautiful. Thank goodness, otherwise I would have probably gotten Paris syndrome on my trip.

Paris syndrome is a sense of extreme disappointment exhibited by some individuals when visiting Paris, who feel that the city does not live up to their expectations.

I like it. Many agree that YYYY-MM-DD is superior. It also reflects informational entropy. Each additional piece of information narrows down the search space most efficiently.

But in normal conversation, chances are we’re talking about the current year. So it makes sense to skip the year, or save it for last.

Word by word, if someone says the month first, I’m already able to know roughly when this date is. Then the information is hammered out with the day.

If someone says the day first, it barely helps — could literally be in any month of the year. It leaves too much unknown until the next piece of information is received.

The cat after being brought down: aw shit here we go again

You after seeing your cat got back on the roof: aw shit here we go again

Am I doing it right?

Jazz culture has entered the chat.

It’s not seen that way by their fellow red morons. Just today browsing conservative bullshit on Reddit I saw upvoted comments saying “it’s almost June, the gays are coming”

Was meant as a joke :)

Talk about the stuff that interests you, you know, the small stuff

Hi honey did you see today’s shitposts memes?

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