For those that want the source and confirmation:
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It originated from a satire website: World News Daily Report :::
Thank you haha I was gonna say there’s no way it works like that
so uh article, no outrage that this can even be done by the NSA?
Well, no because the story is so obviously fake that no one but the most credulous of suckers could fall for it.
well I’ll admit to not really digging deep while taking a shit but is this a joke or not?
Hah, yeah
Totally
Right? Haha, so many dumb fellas around here
The only thing that makes this obviously fake is that it claims she downloaded them from people’s phones, rather than from some centralized NSA data store… And the idea an NSA employee would be held accountable publicly and cause bad PR.
Snowden let everyone know they could do this in his leaks
Government databases getting misused for personal motives is actually pretty common.
AP did a report on this back in 2016 and while public records on this are fairly limited, they still found about 300 cases of database abuse from 2013 through 2015.
fake article from 2018 btw
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haha u got me 😜
She was just doin’ NSA shit: training a AI so that every person can be identified with just a dick pic
Yea, the real problem was making a Geoguessr like app where you have to name someone by their dick pic. All she had to do was keep the sausages in-house.
don’t give sam altman any ideas
I saw that episode of Inside Job
I can’t remember that episode. Was it in the first season?
Season 1 Episode 4 - Sex Machina
Holy shit, im reading this while listening to Bach cello suite 1 and it becomes surreal as fuck.
Edit: Turns out this is fake news. But still funny as fuck.
theft of government property and classified materials
wait… what
Interesting username
Hope you liked it.
We OnLy CoLlEcT MeTaDaTa, TrUsT Us.
Hot dog, not hot dog
The crazy fuck actually did it. They Must’ve seen that John Oliver episode where they did a man on the street segment about privacy and everyone was like “I got nothing to hide” until their private information was replaced in questions as “your dick pics” at which point everyone started questioning it all of a sudden.
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She was gunna start Wang’s Dickpidia.com