There aren’t that many Android phones that actually are smaller.

The galaxy S23 isn’t small. 6.1 inches isn’t small

I have like 4 accounts and use one of them.

Answer: because it probably has. And so did your brain. And every other organ

I though this was the banner of a new Minecraft modpack

No time for sleep when you either

1. Need to work till 17:00 and then also do need to do even more when you’re home

Or

2. Party the whole night

Love for Landlords

I try to find one of these fuckers for months now. Now should be the time when they grow but I can’t find a single one

Actually the number of Twitter users increased

People who care about me are literally the only reason I’m still here. Not my family though. I have like two really good friends and I’m scared of losing them because I fuck up somehow.

I can’t remember that episode. Was it in the first season?

She was just doin’ NSA shit: training a AI so that every person can be identified with just a dick pic

That’s already happening though. The US version of the IPhone doesn’t have a physical Sim while the “rest of the world” version does.

Yeah no I won’t. You’re right.

Even though I always get lots of bachlash when I say that

Honey melons are better. Even though they’re smaller

Wait: that wasn’t allowed before? Weird

But don’t defibrillators do the opposite of starting the heart?

You know that this is the Knook? It’s from r/AnarchyChess

Don’t they want to reduce traffic since they can’t pay their bills?

If you have to deal with police you SHUT THE FUCK UP. You can’t beat them at their own game