bites tongue
I GOTTA BE ‘WELL ACTUALLY GUY’. I can’t help it.
A defib would actually be the Hearty Less Retardy.
Edit: And if that offends you, sorry. But it’s literally accurate.
bitey taster?
Air conditioner: Freezy Breezy
There is one for bra that’s close: over the shoulder boulder holder.
Traffic circles are “Twirly Whirlies”
To non-Americans they’re already “roundabouts”, which is close enough already really
Americans mostly call them “oh, fuck? What do I do?” We have the best drivers.
I will be calling bumble bees fuzzy buzzys from now on. Thanks!
Seeing this meme always remind me that they decided to translate “walkie talkie” in French to “talkie walkie”… I mean… Why?
All I can see is Law and Order.
Chung-Chung!
Dungie Chungie?
CRT displays: screenbox funbox
Toilet paper: whitey wipey
Doors: squeaky creaky
Chips: crispy crunchy (applies to fries too, known in the UK as chips)
Mirrors: lookie selfie
Suction cups: sucky pucky
Cellular telephones: call yer matey
Canada: super sorry
Football (this one: ⚽️): score and bore
Eurovision: singy country
Trash bin: isn’t needn’t
Needles: kneady needy
Nintendo DS: double trouble
Computer mice: pointy clicky
I think they are supposed to rhyme.
I tried my best to make them rhyme as closely as possible
Handegg: bore
It comes from WWII soldier slang, so it’s more like if US soldiers named everything.
But there had to be one guy that started it, unless they were all linked in a vulcan mind meld
It’s called German.
I don’t get it. Care to explain? :D
The German language is known for having many compound nouns.
Lenny: Edit Reddit
And if he named Teletubbies, we’d have…
breasty - resty 💀
