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2 years agoGunna get a Don’t Reanimate sticker on my driver’s license.
The details of my life are quite inconsequential… very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.
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Cake day: June 30th, 2023
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Katamari Damacy!!!
This sparks joy.
She was gunna start Wang’s Dickpidia.com
My los Angeles Rams sub. :(
Universal Boner Donor.
I’m 40 now. I freaking loved PeeWee when I was a kid. This hurts. I’m hoping when I get to the pearly gates I hear “Ha ha! Ahhh!”. Probably want to see my grandma first now that I think about it.
Enough about my big butt. Let’s talk about your big butt.
Then don’t give them your money or time and transfer to another school?