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no banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months ago

Choose a number, 1-5!

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Choose a number, 1-5!

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no banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months ago
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  • phoenixarise@lemmy.world
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    2, and only 2.

    • DoubleDongle@lemmy.world
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      2 is definitely the best-machined. Quality manufacturing right there.

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        5 looks well made too. I like a slightly sporked fork though.

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    None of these. 2 has the best tines, but the handle sucks. These look like forks you’d find in a diner. Rounded outer tines is a crime against humanity. Did you maybe want a spork instead? 😡

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    2

    • Dadifer@lemmy.world
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      Obviously

  • recentSloth43@lemmy.world
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    Definitely 2. All other answers are just plain wrong.

    • snooggums@lemmy.world
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      2 is the only one with an acceptable handle!

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    1. Slim fork, wide handle.
    • mittyta@lemmy.world
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      I hate them! Because can’t fit to dishwasher basket

      • Kecessa@sh.itjust.works
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        Top rack is the solution! Or a basket that doesn’t have slots, just the basket.

        • mittyta@lemmy.world
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          I doesn’t know one can choose custom basket. Anyway I don’t have those type of silverware.

    • Kecessa@sh.itjust.works
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      A scholar and a gentleman

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    Head of 2, body of 5.

    • Korne127@lemmy.world
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      This is the correct answer

    • Doodle69420@lemmy.world
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      This is the only correct answer

  • Uriel238 [all pronouns]@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    2, assuming the broad pommel is a counterweight. If it’s flimsy lightweight material then none of them.

    • Veneroso@lemmy.world
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      Getting aboard the #2 train

    • Tikiporch@lemmy.world
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      Yeah, longest tines wins.

    • AA5B@lemmy.world
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      2 has the best tines but that huge duckbill handle is a non-starter. 5 has the best handle

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    They all have problems. If i have to pick any one of them its going to be 2, but i won’t be happy about it.

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      2 is going to have the best texture on the lips. But the end is too flared to be truly comfortable.

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      Two is the only one with long enough tines, but that spoon tail on the handle ruins it for me.

      • Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world
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        Yes!

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    Obviously #2, but with a slightly smaller handle tip and that’s about it.

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    2

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    Those all suck, this is the perfect fork. Those all suck. This one is the perfect fork

    • prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works
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      God damn that fork better chill 🥵

    • Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world
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      That’s actually a pretty nice fork.

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    It’s a trick question, they’re all bad.

    (I have autism)

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    Wrong sub. Post here

    https://lemmynsfw.com/c/ifyouhadtopickone

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    The present is now, old fella

    • SarcasticCephalopod@lemmy.world
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      Where the hell did the “L” come from???

      • PapaStevesy@lemmy.world
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        Or the A or the Y or the D

      • keegomatic@lemmy.world
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        It’s not a combination of the names, it’s wordplay: “splayd” => “splay” (like splayed tines, to cover “fork”) + “spade” (a shovel, sharper than a spoon, which covers “knife” and “spoon”)

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      Although if I really have to choose, it’ll be 2, but I’ll silently complain he whole time

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    2 with 5s handle suppremacy

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      YES.

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