This is how I technically am allowed my Taylor swift eras tour shirt.

I didn’t go, but the woman I was dating did and knew my “it must be bought at a concert” rule … I shoulda clarified “by me”

Anyways, great gym shirt.

Go all in on the owl theme, wait staff wears owl costumes and the food is … owl themed.

Otherwise they’re cowards.

Everyone has a plumbus

IMO success is based entirely on the choices you make with the opportunities you get.

LUCK is the opportunities you get.

But the better choices you make with your choices the better the opportunities LUCK provides.

But they haven’t had a chance to taste the rest of them yet

5 … but black and in .38

Which is similar to notouchy for llamas

I can agree that we ought to not blockade the people of Gaza while also believing another group ought not shoot missiles at innocent shipping in an effort to raise awareness for the first group.

It’s not cognitive dissonance.

Fuck me, my ex-wife told me she wasn’t put to sleep but thank god I was.

Then again I had 8 teeth broken off my jaw because so maybe I was a special case …

You don’t have voting privacy here on Lemmy though, and theoretically instance admins could “punish” you based on voting patterns.

But decentralization helps that

I too wish for the secret knowledge

I have begun generating vibes for Cleo.

I just got over a stomach flu and my appetite was juuuuuuuuust starting to come back.

Not anymore.

You should see what they did with the gulf of mexico

Not dead, and frankly your comment coulda gone either way.

In the future when you’re stepping razors like this you may want to add the /s so folks know your intent.

I legit popped this thread open to type ohhh I wish I wish I hadn’t killed that fish …

The cat … duh

In my old community the bus driver was part of our community, we knew her and she was amazing. She knew the kids, she welcomed them by name every morning and she made sure they got to school safe AND ok.

The last bit is the most important part. She deserved a “tip” but in reality as someone who was part of my extended “raise my kid family” she “earned” her card and Starbucks gift card (mostly cuz she drank 7-11 coffee and I liked razzing her)

Our current bus driver is a contractor who couldn’t give a fuck about anything except when he has to be at the stop and when he is allowed to leave, exactly where the “nah you’re too far away from the bus stop fuck you’d kid” line is.”

It’s not always weird, but can be.

https://youtu.be/Biagyb7AcK8?si=b2i5ZeNVLSyLjazf

Yall, the USA just lost the fucking Cold War.