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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 19 days ago

An oldie but a goodie

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An oldie but a goodie

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 19 days ago
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    19 days ago

    • partial_accumen@lemmy.world
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      I have to assume it was this pill:

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        It’s no stree overlord

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    I don’t even care if this is fake or not, this gave me a good laugh.

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    It is very important to reaffirm that you are talking to mom in a private chat with mom by referring to her as “mom” as often as possible.

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      That’s extremely common to do.

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    Back when my brother still lived with my mom, he, a full-grown adult, had a set of four square whiskey stones made of metal that he kept in the back of the freezer that he would add to a glass of whiskey every now and then. One night my mom texts me a picture of the whiskey stones while he’s not in the house with “I FOUND THESE IN THE FREEZER!” “ARE THESE DRUGS???” “WHAT IS THIS??” Like holy fuck, are you serious? Yeah, sure, they’re drugs, Mom. Cubed metal is all the rage on the streets these days. You just swallow them whole and get high as fuck.

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      Poser, everyone knows you smoke cube.

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      I used to have some whiskey stones until I got tired of taking a pile of rocks to the face.

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    This conversation is so clumsy and awkward. Why take a good joke post and make it so much worse?

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    The best way to get macro plastics into your blood stream

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    What would happen if you swallowed one of these pills?

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      There’s a small-ish risk of intestinal blockage AFAIK

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      I’m not Sure but I know an old lady who swallowed a fly…

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        Do you think she’ll die?

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          From the fly, no. From the possible parasites in the fly’s gut, maybe.

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          Not unless she swallows a spider to catch the fly

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            Well she can just swallow a bird to catch the spider.

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              Great … now she needs to swallow a cat to catch the bird to catch the spider to catch the fly

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