They cranked the cringe to 11… No, 12… To the point it’s painful.

You’re not standing upright, but standing in a squatting position. Semantics, I guess.

I mean, didn’t Trump renege on some tariffs and back off on some other things while trying to hide the recensions by either distracting the public or just blaming the democrats.

The kid likely is in the mindset that any bit of ‘give’ shows weakness.

It’s more of a squat, hovering over the toilet seat.

Sit in a chair, rest your elbows on your knees, and lift your ass. Now, use the elbow of your non-wiping arm to keep the support while you wipe using the other arm’s hand.

I mean, if you covered his face, he’d look like a 3-4y/o who likely needs their parents to dress them.

On a side note, a lot of older men either lose track of where their waist is or pull their pants up to try to hide their overhanging belly. It’s mostly people from a generation that always wore pants with the waistline at or above the navel

Pairs well with a brave little appliance

Cheeto will ‘gift’ Russia Alaska for its help with Greenland

Return the slab

There’s a girl laying flat on her back on the sand in the left half of the picture

Needs a Vance baby sonogram

Someone’s dad did a fly-by.

For people curious, here’s a complete video. I skimmed through it and it looks like it starts to really devolve a bit after 40 minutes.

Or another KGB spy…

His offer threat to buy openAI does seem like a pretty glaring tell in my opinion. (along with that server which could act as it’s gateway to the data)

The galaxy notes solved that… when thay were around.

Not so much a shield, more a prop.

Necrophilia?

Hmm… A special pager…

InB4 BOOM