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Fucking what?
This should be a national headline getting a lot of attention
Office doofy reporting for doodie.
What’s that smell?
This is bullshit. He should use the Secret Service. We have absolutely no idea who’s in must private security detail or what they’re training background and security situation is.
For all we know, the head of his security detail could be another 19 year-old kid like he’s got working in that doge department…
Or another KGB spy…
They’re just mall ninjas whose neuralinks can be spammed with goatse
That one dude could be like 200 years old because he is clearly an elf.
I agree his security detail could be filled with people waiting for the right moment to drop his ass
Schutzstaffel
