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minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8arrow-down3·5 months agoAw shit, not this again How the fuck do you wipe while standing Are y’all’s elongated prolapsed buttholes somehow just hanging out?
minus-squareEtherWhack@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down1·5 months agoIt’s more of a squat, hovering over the toilet seat. Sit in a chair, rest your elbows on your knees, and lift your ass. Now, use the elbow of your non-wiping arm to keep the support while you wipe using the other arm’s hand.
minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down4·5 months agoNote how that does not involve standing
minus-squareEtherWhack@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down1·5 months agoYou’re not standing upright, but standing in a squatting position. Semantics, I guess.
minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down4·5 months agoNot standing, then, but squatting, or leaning while seated.
Aw shit, not this again
How the fuck do you wipe while standing
Are y’all’s elongated prolapsed buttholes somehow just hanging out?
It’s more of a squat, hovering over the toilet seat.
Sit in a chair, rest your elbows on your knees, and lift your ass. Now, use the elbow of your non-wiping arm to keep the support while you wipe using the other arm’s hand.
Note how that does not involve standing
You’re not standing upright, but standing in a squatting position. Semantics, I guess.
Not standing, then, but squatting, or leaning while seated.