Prince: I’m looking for a maiden who thicc as fuk
Attendant: The glass slipper, sire!
Prince: Oh yeah the foot that too
Sorry to break it to you but that’s just part of the dress
Yeah lol that’s like an over-skirt/tutu sort of deal that was painted the wrong color. Should be a lighter shade of blue (according to branding, since the movie dress was originally white)
Drill a hole in it and install a fleshlight.
If you build it, they will cum…
Make sure to also drill some holes in the feet unless you want to send somebody out twice a day to drain it when it gets full.
Speaking from experience? 😂👍
You can only spend so many months carrying full buckets of lukewarm cum through Disney’s hidden tunnels without thinking that there must be a better way.
Drink up homie, you got this 💦
This guy right here officer 👆
Hey man, I just wanna let you know, as a friend, you can’t install a Fleshlight. There’s no scenario in which you can install that. You can do quite a bit with a Fleshlight, just not that.
You just wait and see…
With enough caulk, you can install anything!
Do do. Do do. Do do do do do do do do do daaaaaaaaaaamn
At first I thought mewtoo, but now im thinking pink panther? Either way dam.
Cinderella all caked up
Indeed
This is like when I loaded Disney plus and thought Anora was a new Disney princess.
for every pound of Cinderella’s cake, they added another inch to the distance between Snow White’s eyes.
yeah, i hate myself too.
Thiccerella
“Don’t stick your dick in that”
Please, classic Foot fetish.
She’s got a bustle in her hedgerow
Not sure if I should be alarmed, now.
No problem its just a spring clean for the may queen
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