Ah the efficiency

Shut up kevin

I cri

Got dang son of a gun

I just tried it and now my front door won’t lock.

As is tradition

CAN WE JUST START REPORTING THE FUCKING NEWS?

THIS OOOPSIES NO ONE WAS HURT, SOMEONE ALMOST BARELY DIDNT DO SOMETHING SHIT MEANS NOTHING.

WE ARE SLIDING INTO FASCISM QUICKER THAN SHIT. REPORT IT, SELL THESE MOFHERFUCKERS OUT AND DO THE BARE FUCKING BOTTOM OF THE BARREL REPORTING AT A MINIMUM.

OP, if you’re not a bot, you should fucking be ashamed.

Woah, this is by far the coolest picture I’ve ever seen, is this an actual photo or was it designed

You swear?

They’re at the other goalpost, we just don’t know where it’s been moved right now

Looks like those Nazis actually did end up leaving in cop cars.

I got it I got it, I was just making a stupid jokey joke

Like they were identical to each other or they were identical to the Nazis?

What uniforms were Hannah and Miley wearing?

Lol that sounds like it’s reasonable and profitable in the long term, get it the fuck out of here.

We need to maximize this next quarter because, well, we’re not really sure but it better be maximized. We understand that we could have a stress free, guaranteed profitable business five years from now but we really really need to just squeeze this fucker for everything it’s worth right now.

Money. Now.

Less money, but now. Less logic now. Everything now, like right fucking now. We still don’t understand why we’re doing this, it could very well be categorized as a mental illness, the way that we absolutely on purpose cause a shit load of pain and suffering on everything that crosses our path in the name of just a little bit of more money now, but it’s okay because for some reason (the reason is more money right now) it’s been glorified in our media and it’s way more acceptable than showing just the smallest amount of empathy so we’re just going to keep doing it.

Any time that someone raises the point that there’s something fundamentally wrong with capitalism, were just going to tell them that they aren’t shaking hands firmly enough or making good enough eye contact during interviews with their own dad, because again, we are not allowed to do empathy. I don’t think we were ever taught that in business school, but it’s implied so in order to be successful we just need to keep absolutely demolishing everything else around us that could make us human in order to maintain profit and image.

Incoming U.S. pardon

According to Texas election law, Gov. Greg Abbott, a Republican, must call a special election to fill the vacancy, but that process could will take months

Fuck that piss baby rat fuck

Curbside pickup is a great happy medium, free if you’re not in a rush.

Lol this is awesome

What a hamsum boy.

Oh man, big ol cat hug squeezy incoming for my lil guy

I hope you’re able to transition through the grieving process well, friend. It’s never a bad moment to stop and take a real deep breath and feel the pain, it’s going to come regardless and it’s always better to accept it in these situations.