He looks like he takes HGH and doesn’t work out
Bingo. I’m surprised more people aren’t calling this out. Musk is taking a unhealthy amounts of “youth drugs” and not actually working out. Dude is so obsessed with his image. Just like Trump who’s ties and suits don’t fit because he forces his tailor to fit to his ego and not his reality.
Real chance of camouflaged bullet proof vest
I think you’re right — body armor of some kind. He’s scared.
That might be a part of it, but…
(cw: Elon Musk in swimsuit)
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Bulletproof implants then
Bullet resistant* vest
I think more like s bullet proof corset
Bro built like a deep breath.
Lol this is awesome
He’s built like a flabby Rob Liefeld drawing.
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What the fuck even is that body. What a gross asshole.
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That’s a girdle if I’ve ever seen one.
I’d agree with you if there weren’t unfortunately pictures of him without a shirt on out there in which he looks exactly the same…just a lot more difficult to look at.
He looks like someone drew him without an understanding of human anatomy…
It does however, make the target easier to hit
Is he on hrt?
Probably actually. He seems the type to take unnecessary extra testosterone
“My Doge. My White House. My Dune.”
Forget a brick shithouse, he’s built like a brick of shit.
Oh that’s good! He’s gonna not last long.
The butt implants were a mistake.
I don’t know if it was a mistake, but it appears they put them on the wrong side of his body.
He’s the most frumpy looking dude on earth