Now, I’m not an economist but it looks like orange pile was just testing how he could fuck around the economic beehive. I’m gonna get my money out after it recovers and a few days before the orange pile tries anything again. Probably I should move my retirement money overseas?
I’m looking around for other strategies.
Loosing 2% per day, it will take 30 days to half your investment!
Halving is the new doubling. And we’re doing it so quickly!
Its the new single from Taylor Swift. Now all grown up, the bank tells her the bad news. She must suffer. She can’t get fat or have a family to feed because there’s no money to go around. She’s forced into the life of a skinny bitch. She dreams of having money for a boob job but must settle with stuffing socks in her bra. Sad, very sad.
AI keeps sending funding to the asteroid detection guy, the DNA vaccine people, the bee people and other climate change people too. It wants to send money to the education department but we fixed that! We’re so good at AI! Oh look, it keeps saying stuff about Louisiana under water! Crazy! Let’s fix that!
Number of subreddits banned from?..site wide, that’s a lot of subreddits lol.
If you got 17,000 points like a NASDAQ has and you take away 2% every day like we’ve seen for a few days now, it will take 34 days to half!
Half! The new double! Who knew!
Do it. Don’t show a girl. Keep it for your kids before they turn 10. After 10 they don’t care shit about you. But before 10 you’re hilarious.
Totally… Help them buy a house! Yeah! They think they own the house but here’s what you do…invest $50 on land and build of a house for a slav…citizen thru bank #1 which you own. Then buy the house later with bank #2. Yeah you’ll pay a little more, like $65, but then you sell it back to another foo…citizen for $200. In the future, you children will be selling houses back to the citizens millions! No the stupi…citizens don’t know they don’t actually own the house. They totally think they own the house! Oh and get this! If your house needs repair, just sell it to a fixed upper couple or contractor! They will fix it for you and then pass it off at a profit to another citizen. You get a cut!. Every transaction, you get a cut!!!
Start? I though this was ending the market. If I could travel in time to 1882/1896, I would explain it to the founding slave owners like this: basically you tell people to invest, they give you all their money and as soon as they’re about to retire, just tell them the markets lost so you can keep the money! Yeah, they think they’re free and we do have personal flying vehicles now.
I feel for you! In a few decades, we we recover, we should go have a drink…of rain water. I assume rain water goes thru cheap wooden boxes.
I’m.losing another 10 for sure if not all. I need to invest in a building tour. It has to be at least 5 stories tall. Can you jump from lady liberty these days? I need something without safety nets…you know for photography. Like maybe I’ll take a selfie.
Its 6 am on a Monday. I’ll be going to work for another 8 hours of my life to make absolutely nothing compared with all the money I’m gonna be losing.
Or maybe let’s guess how much we’re gonna be losing this week! I hear there’s more fun the orange stain wants to have this week.
I know, when is the next one? One is not enough. Apparently these guys need us to watch everything they do. Like two year olds but evil and nazi.
Gotta have his name on his shirt just in case he forgets it.
Sounds like a perfect opportunity for a surprise bday protest. Imagine everyone doing as expected one minute and then suddenly all the signs for freedom of speech expression go up in glorious unison! The bigliest bday protest ever!
Holy fucking shit! This is it! I’ve had it! WTF!!!
When is the next protest?!
Holy flying fucking Jesus!
Ah! No! They said Mexican! You and I we both speak that. Don’t you back out on me now!
Como se dice que la chingada en venesolano?
According to the boss at my house, we’re back to zero from when we moved during the first days of the pandemic. The moral at work is at an all time low. Everything is super expensive now. If I’m hurting, there must be a hundred people who are hurting even more. So anyway, if I was at the top I would stop soon.
Imagine a world where everyone is hurting financially and they know it was you who stole from them. No matter where you went, friendly or unfriendly, everyone is your enemy. Looking directly at putin for example, Putin can never go anywhere without protection. He can never enjoy a single five star restaurant without fear that his food is tampered. Forever stuck eating Twinkies and coke?
Americans want kiwis as pets. Trump would like the eggs. Give us kiwis please!