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oakey66@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 months ago

This Cybertruck shaped man is destroying our government

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This Cybertruck shaped man is destroying our government

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oakey66@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 months ago
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    He looks like he takes HGH and doesn’t work out

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      Bingo. I’m surprised more people aren’t calling this out. Musk is taking a unhealthy amounts of “youth drugs” and not actually working out. Dude is so obsessed with his image. Just like Trump who’s ties and suits don’t fit because he forces his tailor to fit to his ego and not his reality.

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    Real chance of camouflaged bullet proof vest

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      I think you’re right — body armor of some kind. He’s scared.

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      Bullet resistant* vest

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      • SamboT@lemmy.world
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        Bulletproof implants then

    • Evotech@lemmy.world
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      I think more like s bullet proof corset

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    Bro built like a deep breath.

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      Lol this is awesome

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    He’s built like a flabby Rob Liefeld drawing.

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    deleted by creator

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    That’s a girdle if I’ve ever seen one.

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      I’d agree with you if there weren’t unfortunately pictures of him without a shirt on out there in which he looks exactly the same…just a lot more difficult to look at.

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    What the fuck even is that body. What a gross asshole.

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    He looks like someone drew him without an understanding of human anatomy…

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    It does however, make the target easier to hit

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    Is he on hrt?

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      Probably actually. He seems the type to take unnecessary extra testosterone

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    “My Doge. My White House. My Dune.”

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    Forget a brick shithouse, he’s built like a brick of shit.

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    The butt implants were a mistake.

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      I don’t know if it was a mistake, but it appears they put them on the wrong side of his body.

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    Oh that’s good! He’s gonna not last long.

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    What happened to his ozempic bod?

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