rule #1 is probably “don’t listen to anyone on lemmy who tells you to join a community”, but https://lemmyverse.net/communities is good, too.

um… i don’t think fear smells like this

it might be able to recreate the image, but it’ll never recreate the feeling in my pants

motorcycle just went by and woke her up. i know that face all too well.

that’s one of the more “friendly” videos i’ve seen.

what amazes me - at first - is how brave and dumb they must be for undertaking such an obvious suicide mission.

do you think they knew what they were up against? do you think they thought the boats were undefended? do you think they had a choice to go in the first place?

timeless comfort

don’t do that. but if you do, please stream it.

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please let me be the first facetious reply to your post. i’d say you should probably find God and start to pray.

if it serves the community, let’s please put all the jokes under here. it’s gonna be a long night

i hoped someone would say VLC second only to 7zip.

clearly you’ve yet to learn of schrodinger’s prisoner

you are asking so many questions in so few words. but i’m not knocking you for that. just be aware that the full answer to that misleadingly small question is going to require a substantially larger answer.

this makes me imagine a universe where florida as actually good for america.

y’all know the plan, right? first, they eliminate all the bottom-fed workers. they try to “deport” them, but they can’t. so what else can they do? they put them in holding camps. but all that lettuce still needs pickin’. so who do you think starts to pick that lettuce?

for every pound of Cinderella’s cake, they added another inch to the distance between Snow White’s eyes.

yeah, i hate myself too.

+1 for all of us who got the “how often” question and knew they couldn’t answer honestly.

edit - it’s “wondering”, not “wandering”. this is just my attempt to get you to kill me instead :P

you’re ahead of the class, my friend. sometimes one must remove the tinfoil hat before addressing the crowd.

i’ve switched over to proton for now. that’s not advice, though. look them up before you decide to try them.

you know, in a day and age where it’s wearisome to accuse one’s neighbours, i still find it surprisingly easy to tell my friends you’re a scoundrel.

pardon my ignorance, but how is a de-centralized and de-federated online community bound to such annoyances?