Wtf is going on
They are literally pumping and dumping the stock market as a whole. It’s market manipulation by tariff as they make bank on peoples fear.
Wtf is going on
A psychopathic criminal regime has taken over the US.
And by and large the electorate is fine with it
He’s a demented rapist who should be nowhere near government.
Pure idiotic fuckery is what’s going on and the idea of a market rebound is hilarious to me because even without global tariffs there are plenty of other things he can do and IS doing to create instability in the USA. He’s gotta go, the sooner the better.
HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEYAA
Tariffed countries slapped the woke out of trump and his woke tariffs.
Trump is fighting against himself, and he is losing.
When I played Pokemon as a kid, I would get so mad when my Pokemon ‘hurt itself in confusion’. I thought, how the hell is that even possible. But now I see it first hand…
This is so stupid. He announce tariffs, markets tank. He pauses, markets rebound. He then imposes tariffs, markets tank. He pauses… oh he’s jerking off everyone. got it.
I’ll give you one guess when he and his cronies are buying and selling stocks.
I’m beginning to think Wall Street and this stock market thing might involve scamming and fraudulent activity… Maybe crypto too…
Unless you own a lot of stocks and shares, then a bit of insider trading is really working out well
Just whacking it into his own mouth while the looney tunes factory music plays
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So he’s giving the other countries a 90 day reprieve to seek other trading partners? Ones that aren’t dictated by a toddler who thinks random mood swings are the basis of a sensible foreign trade policy? Smart move, trump.
seems like he learned his negotiation skills from the scene in Blazing Saddles where the black sheriff points a gun to his own head. “Do what he says! Do what he says!”
Trump’s tariff policy is like the Windows file copy dialogue.
The stock dropped enough, now the harvesting can Start.
yep, you are freaking right.
No, they haven’t even got started yet. This is the advertisements before the show, people are still sitting down and buying snacks.
“I am bleeding, making me the victor”
Face to foot style, how’d you like it?
Remember when flip-flopping was bad for a politician?
Flip-flopping in and of itself isn’t bad.
What it is - is a symptom.
A symptom of being an absolute dumbass. Now that is what’s bad.
Why stop there? Why not 500% or 1000%? We’ll see the greatest US market in history. It’d be legendary. Like no president has ever done before. /S
This guy is a moron. The United States will be in a self made recession or depression very soon cause of this clown.
Trump should just create a tarrif that doubles whatever increase the target nation does.
So tarrifs China 50%. China hits back 50% so now China is 150%
Then China should do the same and raise tarrifs.
Then we’ll have infinity tarrifs!
And I think it should be exactly like that.
Considering they have proven they can get algebra solved, with their (x-y)/x formula, China should retaliate with -50% tariff policy. United States doubles to -100%.
Everytime you buy something from China, the US Government has to pay you it’s entire value.
So he imposed them on everyone to see who would retaliate the hardest and when China did he decided that ok got a target and doubled down even harder. He used it as bait to see who would be the most pissed. Someone please shoot him, cut off his head, hang his corpse from the torch of the statue of liberty.
No one had time. China’s tariffs were announced earlier, but the EU and other blocs would have undoubtedly followed (and might still follow with 10%), but they freaking think it through over at least a week like a normal government.
So he imposed them on everyone to see who would retaliate the hardest and when China did he decided that ok got a target and doubled down even harder.
This book “See What You Made Me Do: The Dangers of Domestic Abuse That We Ignore, Explain Away, or Refuse to See” is in the Self-Help section, but surely it belongs in the Politics section instead.
No, China was always the target. Other countries were basically targeted proportionally to their manufacturing bases.
It’s about manufacturing (which Trump wants to return to America).
He couldn’t handle china retaliations so had to pause tariffs elsewhere, so he can focus on china. Now he is forcing Americans to pay 125% tax on china imports.
Now, I’m not an economist but it looks like orange pile was just testing how he could fuck around the economic beehive. I’m gonna get my money out after it recovers and a few days before the orange pile tries anything again. Probably I should move my retirement money overseas?
I’m looking around for other strategies.
Go 100% on BTC, no regrats.
Edit: Yall, this was sarcasm lmao. Don’t fucking buy BTC.
LOL
And its going down again. This is like rollercoaster tycoon irl
“I want to get off Mr Bones’ Wild Ride”
So, do I sell because he’ll keep wrecking the economy, or do I hold because he’ll keep backing down? What do the licensed financial advisors here, acting in their professional capacity and accepting full legal responsibility for the consequences, think?
What do the licensed financial advisors here, acting in their professional capacity and accepting full legal responsibility for what they say, think?
Most of the time they say “Pay me 2% of the value of your portfolio for me to give you that answer”.
They say “what legal responsibilities?”
Personally I sold a lot of my “total” market etfs/stocks and bought into staples/utilities/dividends just cause I’ve always seen those as safeish.
I’m keeping a lot, probably more than I should, in cash expecting things to get worse. I fear I may need the cash or can buy when things get worse, but that puts me at larger risk for inflation (which seems more and more likely). However, I’m not sure what would be protected from inflation at this point (maybe gold?).
