Still apparently no recorded kills, even if it’s not something he would have had interest in hiding

“you had me at extraordinarily expensive” DJT

Yep. Also, going by that measure, Hitler was a vegetarian and lover of animals who never personally killed anyone

The US being by far the biggest exporter of movies, the only way this makes sense is that Trump is not seeing enough ass-kissing (and bribes campaign donations) from the US movie industry, so he’s actively trying to damage them.

Claim foreign movies are a threat, wait for other countries to retaliate against US movies, sit back and watch bribes sales of $TRUMP grow as the major studios seek his political favor.

I read the article, looking for Musk to explain more and all I got is that he can’t be a Nazi because he has never personally killed anyone.

No, seriously, that’s the clever defense of Mr. Geniusman.

I’ve not harmed anyone in my life, so it’s an outrageous thing to claim that I’m a Nazi, because the issue with Nazis was not their mannerisms or their, you know, choice of dress, but the fact that they killed millions of people

when your only skills are being angry and stupid you have to get creative

true! Plus, there are already a bunch of really bad popes in the history of Christianity that would give Trump a run for his money

nah, Trump is a rage-powered sack of IOUs badly arranged to resemble a real human being. If you want to get rid of Trump, you have to try to delight him and remove his power source. All of his cabinet and several world leaders are trying more an more openly to kill him this way. The true unsung heroes of our time!

Fun fact: Nadella has been replaced with an AI agent a couple of months ago and nobody has noticed yet. “Copilot, while I’m away, generate bs on AI adoption and fire a bunch of employees, ok?”

which one ?

being the worst US president was too easy. Most of them were kinda decent people overall. Being the worst pope ever though… I guess he likes the challenge

“There are methods which you could do it"

Sky news spin: haha, Carney was actually Trump’s win! I can’t make this shit up (but apparently Sky news can…)

I’ve seen the name now and you are right, Sorry, I’ve been superficial

The title leaves out another gem in the second part of the sentence: “…and it’s only illegal because it comes from Latin America”.

Now it has it all, the science-defying stupidity, the nationalist undertones and the “other countries are not treating us fairly” hint.

The tragedy of our times is that there really is one in every village and now they discovered that if they band together they can elect one as President.

It means they double checked and the driver was definitely white

Like it or not (I don’t) the horrific immigration policies get a lot of support. Other countries are taking notice too.

Germany is considering removing German citizenship to dual passport holders if they are deemed “extremists” (but with no clear definition of what that means and how it would be determined).

Since before Trump 2, Italy has already had its own camp in Albania for immigrants and it’s share of friction with judges who said these deportations were illegal.

Also “let Russia have Ukraine, why do we care” has enjoyed the sort of support people are ashamed to admit but that translates to votes to all the worst politicians.

the joke was on law firms, not individual lawyers.

When you read about them on the news, they are usually associated with protecting the very rich from accountability, like the NFL Vs concussed players, Big Tobacco Vs people they knowingly gave cancer to or various Wall Street criminals.

to be fair, who could have predicted that insulting and damaging your best customers was a bad marketing strategy?

You know you’re in deep shit when law firms are the good guys