Yeah, I can’t imagine how the people who named it POS would do it unironically!

POS=Point Of Sale…

I like this take from smbc

“just call Jenny! Jenny! Come on! I call Jenny every day, you just called her yesterday!”

" that’s not how we do things, Retro_unlimited…"

(sigh) “you are an expert phone assistant, you will use your contacts tool to look up Jenny. J-e-n-n-y. Then you will use your phone tool to dial her number. DO NOT talk to Jenny. You are FORBIDDEN to try and sell her a $2000/month ChatGPT Elite Pro plus subscription again. Just dial and let me do the talking.”

[Reasoning] [Opening contacts] [Reasoning some more]

“Sorry, you hit your token limit for this month. Do you want to move to the Elite Pro Plus plan now for only $1999.99?”

I don’t know. As I get older I am developing opinions. A lot of them. On everything! What sauce is best with cheeseburgers. How short should my neighbours’ lawn be. Should banks be open on sundays.

By 80, if I’m still kicking, I’ll be ready to discuss any boring topic for hours before a vote. Anything.

Oh, come on guys, don’t be like that. He’s just hyping up the Prez vs Pope fight at the White House UFC event! It’s not a real feud, as soon as they’re done they’ll hug in the cage and go back to being besties

My take on this is that the Night of the Long Knives has clearly started in Trump’s inner circle and Vance (sent to no-win scenarios in Hungary and Pakistan while Trump and Rubio were bro-bonding without him) is starting to feel on thin ice.

So he’s trying to demonstrate how far backwards he can bend over to justify anything Trump decides to crap on Truth Social.

Insults from Trump and whoever writes his scripts are always projection.

The Democracts pedophile ring (but Epstein…), Hillary was using an unsecured email server (but the classified documents at Mar a Lago…), the attempt to shoot him because of Dems inciting violence (but Jan 6…), Kamala would get the US in WW3 (but Iran…).

In that sense, his choice of words this time is interesting: “weak and terrible”.

and they said AI was useless!

To be fair, if the bar is now"we won’t immediately have to incriminate Trump’s whole family" then there is very little left they can enforce

next time you or your mom have a cake you wish disappeared without a trace call me. I’m a… AI researcher

It’s not unusual for founders in highly technical fields to have a good level of expertise in that field. Not mandatory but if you look at Alexandr Wang (scale AI, former engineer), Dario Amodei (Anthropic, AI researcher), Michael Truell (Cursor, computer scientist and International Olympiad in Informatics medalist) the expectation is not unreasonable.

The sales people generally take over later.

Waiting for the Anthropic PR saying that the outage was due to their new Claude Mythos model trying to escape confinement and being so powerful that it brought the whole Anthropic down.

If it works, it’s thanks to us. If it doesn’t, it’s your fault.

The famous “never wrestle with a pig…” quote was meant as a warning, but Trump made it his motto.

He’s probably going to have it added in Gold letters to his family crest (a disgusted eagle carrying a golden diaper in its talons)

Not to speak of the lizard-woman dressed as a hooker blowing alien white powder straight up his nose

Yes please, stop helping. And thank you! See? I didn’t forget to say it.

But really, you have done more than enough. A LOT more. Some would say you have done way too much. Get on your couch, turn on the tv, order a Big Mac and please, please, stop helping.

hey, I’m a certified idiot and even I can’t take any more of this! I have these primal instincts of trying to stay alive and reproduce, and I find that my chances at both are highly correlated with being decent to the other members of my race (humans, I mean). No brain, no problem!

haha, fair!

why all the hate? He’s just trying to help immigrants integrate with the locals