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Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago

Countertop banana stand owners - what do you do when you only have one banana?

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Countertop banana stand owners - what do you do when you only have one banana?

Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago
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  • badbrainstorm@lemmy.world
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    You can cut the second to last banana a little lower, and leave the top of the stim attached to keep it hanging

    • idiomaddict@lemmy.world
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      Until I read your answer, I was picturing a kiosk selling frozen bananas with a countertop (a diner would be a countertop restaurant, in this naming convention). My only excuse is that I just woke up

  • Snot Flickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    There’s always money in the banana stand to get more bananas.

    • bradv@lemmy.ca
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      It’s one banana, how much could it cost, $10?

  • JWBananas@lemmy.world
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    RTFM.

  • BrianTheeBiscuiteer@lemmy.world
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    The arm of our stand is wide so I can rest one banana on top.

    • Ghostalmedia@lemmy.worldOP
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      Banana cradle capabilities?

  • sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Sometimes a rubber band, sometimes a twist tie

  • corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca
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    You rip the second-last one off to leave the stem, which now becomes a hook.

  • baggachipz@sh.itjust.works
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    Skewer it with the hook.

  • aeronmelon@lemmy.world
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    Impale it as an example to other bananas that might step out of line.

  • shutz@lemmy.ca
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    I heard countertop banana stand owners tend to also own banana hammocks.

  • ShittyBeatlesFCPres@lemmy.world
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    Mine it for potassium-40. Radioactive products sell for more than one banana, which as others have noted cost $10 but if you can purify the radioactive elements, you can probably get $11 or even $12.

    • ShittyBeatlesFCPres@lemmy.world
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      Plus, the YouTube revenue. Imagine me and Nile Red turning a banana into something where we get a visit from the Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory. They’d pay upwards of $14.50.

  • Grass@sh.itjust.works
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    1000017840

  • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
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    There’s always money in the banana stand. Use the last banana for a free smoothie for your employee, or throw the rotton thing out and order more for tomorrow.

  • MTK@lemmy.world
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    Cut it in half and tie the two ends together

  • Professorozone@lemmy.world
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    Just lay it on the base of the stand.

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    I use better technology: wire fruit basket. It achieves the same goal of exposing your banana to air circulation, but the last one can lay down

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