If you have an old enough circuit breaker, you can stick certain coins in it — a penny in the United States — until you can get to the hardware store and buy a proper fuse. It might burn your house down but not really if you don’t do it a lot.

It’s 2am where I live and I drank too much coffee because basketball playoff stuff was happening. Relax. I’m not sealioning you. We don’t have to argue. I’m just bored.

Ok. I just never know whether “the left” is talking about labor unions striking for safe working conditions or some college sophomores, or a guy I’ve never heard of who wrote a book no one read.

I’m not trying to be antagonistic. I just mean what type of person do you consider the left that’s antagonistic to reality-defining ideologies?

Who is the left?

Plus, the YouTube revenue. Imagine me and Nile Red turning a banana into something where we get a visit from the Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory. They’d pay upwards of $14.50.

Mine it for potassium-40. Radioactive products sell for more than one banana, which as others have noted cost $10 but if you can purify the radioactive elements, you can probably get $11 or even $12.

He keeps calling on France to do stuff when France is the country least likely to do said stuff.

I appreciate you proving you’re Canadian by starting with “sorry.” My apologies for my country being full of asshats.

It’s hard to replace CostCo in full but at least the founder threatened to murder the CEO if he ever raised the price on hot dogs. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/costco-founder-kill-hotdogs/

Canadian Tire can probably take care of most of your CostCo needs. I don’t know if they sell hot dogs for CAD $1.50 but one assumes hot dogs aren’t all that important in the context of global trade.

You can still buy Tabasco if you want. Louisiana is a red state but one of the McIlhenny heirs was a good dude. The peppers are grown in South and Central America and Avery Island (where the sauce is made) is mostly a wildlife refuge now. He only introduced one invasive species, which is pretty good for a rich guy in the 1800’s.

I live in Louisiana. The police don’t come for a few hours even if you call 911. If someone swats me, it might take 5 days before someone gets around to it. And I have a nice machete so they’ll probably just file it under “suspect had left the scene” and enjoy some overtime pay.

No one will ever know my Cajun ass ancestors are from France and that I have the gene where you’re urethra is so damn wide, you can pass the child yourself if you had to.

I encourage hostile governments (including my own) to study my DNA. It’ll ruin morale. Balls so big, they have a tenuous atmosphere and a measurable time dilation effect.

I have a friend who insists he can defeat any animal in a fight as long as he has enough size advantage and lay on the animal and pin it down. He has apparently never seen a cat, much less a chimp.

They should import some Louisiana alligators to deal with the rat problem. When the alligators become an invasive species, add Alligator Sauce Piquante to the menu. Problem solved.

I feel like this is a good idea but I also saw what Germany did to Brazil in that World Cup and there needs to be a plan for them going too far and hurting people just for living.

And Drake is already dead.

The Aroostook War was in like 1835 over some lumber. No war will be be held because it’s a fever dream of a senile old man and his lackeys.

No one sane in the US is fighting a war against Canada. I live 1,300 miles (2,000+ kilometers) from Toronto. And they seem nice. I live closer to Nicaragua.