I sent an email. We’ll see what happens.
Edit: I received the following response:
This has been a social experiment by Oxford University, thanks for participating. Your data has been logged.
Immediately after opening the email, I received the following text message:
Hello, how have you been?
0/10, would not recommend.
LOOKING FOR INTERNET GF
MUST BE
-internet
-a girl (negotiable)
-ready to be chronologically and financially disappointed
-hungrySERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY
Please email me at lonelysadandpathetic@gmail.com Please email me i swear to god i am so lonely and sad i dont even care if you’re doing it as a joke i just needed human contact please someone just talk
Can she be Polish but live in Canada?
I feel like posting a picture of what you want is kinda vain, shouldn’t they just have a headshot on the flyer? It’s not like this can get any more embarrassing.
The flyer does no good if nobody looks at it.
The pic is clearly Danny Phantom “fan” “art”.
Maybe that’s what she looks like.
If anyone who looks like that is single and desperate enough to be posting flyers, they should try sliding into my DMs. They’ll find love much quicker there.
That went from funny to sad real quick
Catfish2Catfish communication.
Meh, weak sauce. I’d settle for part time.
