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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 10 months ago

I've done it again...

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I've done it again...

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 10 months ago
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  • PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca
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    No matter how much pasta you make, you’re obligated to eat it in a single sitting.
    This is the way.
    This is the way I die.

    • Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works
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      Not like this…slurp…not like this…

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        • HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          Fun fact, Switch was supposed to be two different genders in the matrix and in the real world.

    • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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      I have a couple pastas that make good leftovers, but if I’m not planning on them I’ll gorge myself on the entire four person meal of pasta

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    Oh well, guess I’m eating pasta this month. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • dodgy_bagel@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      You’re gonna show up in a youtube video.

      A 30 year old presented to the E.R. with a bloated stomach and high fever. He claims to have eaten the same pasta for 30 days. As we know, botulism starts to grow on noodles after three days, which means…

      • ✺roguetrick✺@lemmy.world
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        Ackchully Clostridium botulinum is an obligate anaerobe from soil and should never grow in conditions of old pasta. The oxygen alone would kill it.

  • Randelung@lemmy.world
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    How to get the correct amount of pasta:

    1. Get as much as you think is right.
    2. Wrong.
  • pachrist@lemmy.world
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    I always weigh my pasta. A really large serving of pasta is ~4oz.

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  • Kowowow@lemmy.ca
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    Ah see it wasn’t bread that jesus handed out on the mound it was a small batch of pasta

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      Did pasta exist in Jesus’ time? I don’t think they mention it much in the Bible.

  • Siegfried@lemmy.world
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    Spaghetti? Do this 👌. A portion is more or less what fits between the thumb and the index. Anything else is excess.

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      The last thing I want is to make spaghetti and still be hungry after I eat it. Whole box it is.

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        • Dozzi92@lemmy.world
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          left over spaghetti

          !!!

          But yeah, there’s that whole thing with blood sugar and leftover pasta, I dunno, I’m not a scientist and I have a bad memory, but it’s basically healthier on day two.

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      Side note: Only works with average size hands, I can fit more than a pound of dry spaghetti between thumb and index

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    Fear not the mass of noodles, nor thine anxiety over the mountains of starch thy must consume, my son.

    Tomorrow it will all be pasta tense.

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    I usually do that with butter beans.

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    Anyone else have a weird thing where pasta does not make them feel full?

    I could probably eat 3 times as much pasta by weight as I could, let’s say, rice. And I would only have to stop because I physically feel that there is no more room in my stomach. It’s like my brain does not register pasta as food and so I don’t mentally feel full or get any less hungry.

    And it’s just with pasta! Not bread, not rice, not pizza, not lasagna, nada. It is very weird and I never heard of anyone with the same issue.

    Ps, because of this, I just cannot make too much pasta, no such thing.

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      I have the opposite issue. Pasta makes me feel bloated.

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    good thing is I can eat pasta 3x as much as I can eat any other food. so to me it’s only 200 servings.

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    So a half batch

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    Pro tip: weigh your pasta and you’ll never make too much again.

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    Hey Euros. Do you guys buy 250g pasta packages or 500g? We pretty much only sell 1 pound packages in the US which is a little less than 500g. I’ve never seen 8oz pasta in the US even though it’d likely make sense.

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      You don’t have to cook the entire box.

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        Yes you do, @SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world.

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    Italian here. That’s not a bug; that’s a feature.

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