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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 months ago

Good afternoon I choose thoughts you've never had before.

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Good afternoon I choose thoughts you've never had before.

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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 months ago
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  • otto@sh.itjust.works
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    You can, and it kind of does. Back in my 20s, when my nipples were still pierced, I tried this when I was really drunk. Thank goodness, the pictures have been deleted.

    So much for “thoughts I’ve never had before”

    • InnerScientist@lemmy.world
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      If I had a nickel for every time someone thought of boiling pasta by showering with it piercing their nipple, I’d have two nickels-- which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.

      • otto@sh.itjust.works
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        ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

      • DogWater@lemmy.world
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        Wait is this a Futurama reference

    • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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      Well, go on, spare no detail. Was this real Italian durum wheat? What kind of sauce?

    • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldOP
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      Well this is a thing.

  • Decoy321@lemmy.worldM
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    1000018346

  • mechoman444@lemmy.world
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    … … … Be back in ten minutes.

    • prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works
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      It’s been an hour

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    What if one day you woke up and your nipples were completely gone like no scars or anything just flat skin and then once you leave your room you find out your dad died last night and several days later you find out that your entire life he had been sneaking in your room while you slept and sucking on your chest to make two gigantic hickeys where your nipples should be because you were born without them not for any sexual reason just so you would fit in…

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      Bruh… Can I get whatever you’re on?

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    8 months ago
    Many times we've been out drinking
    And many times we've shared our thoughts
    But did you ever, ever notice
    The kind of thoughts I got?
    
  • potoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.world
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    Nooples.

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    Cooking dried carbohydrates such as pasta and rice generally depends more on temperature than moisture. You could use instant noodles but definitely not an egg or rice noodle.

    In fact, Rice cooks above 100C meaning in order to slow or prevent the water from boiling away without cooking the rice you need to add pressure and potentially some salt to increase the boil temp.

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      Dude. You can cook rice noodles in cold water.

      I usually put large rice noodles to cold-ish water for about 45-60 min depending on the noodles.

      So having a hot shower with rice vermicelli in your nipples will definitely cook them and in a matter of minutes.

  • DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world
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    Yes

  • Makeshift@sh.itjust.works
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    Thanks I hate it.

  • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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    Do it twice. Buccatini (i think I’m spelling that wrong) stuffed with angel hair.

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    “See, Marge, I told you they could deep fry my shirt.” “I didn’t say THEY COULDN’T, I said YOU SHOULDN’T.”

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    Please don’t post while drunk or otherwise intoxicated.

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