I see you prefer pilot to co-pilot.
I’ve always been a fan of pilot to bombadier:
First to poop opens a trapdoor under the other guy
Squid Game: Slumdog Millionaire Edition
B4
You sunk my battleship
This is simply synchronized shitting.
I see some of you have never played Battleshits before.
Rules are as follows:
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Two people enter a toilet cubicle each and proceed to try and shit.
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The first one to shit wins.
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If both players have shitted then the size of the shits is judged and the largest shit wins.
It is a puerile and crass game of speed, deception and defiantly not for the weak-stomached as I found out to my own detriment as a spectator.
This has been your daily reminder that we are all just slightly more evolved apes with access to the power of gods.
Side-by-side is for co-op, not competitive. That’s face-to-face.
At my fraternity, we had a different battleshits. Someone at some point installed battleship into the stalls.
(we were the weird small fraternity that just played D2 Lan parties and smoked hookah)
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When you both shit hard enough together at the same time and wonder to yourselves “was that splashback mine…?”
“Come out man!” “I can’t! I’m playin Shit!” “But you can play Shit OUTSIDE!” “SAY WHAAAAAT??”
DUAL PortaPotty. It’s like a Shit, you can play outside.
Extraordinarily cursed
