Oh no, is the floor okay?!
This is an old one
I think one of these people lived a stressful life and the other did not.
Yea, touring nation wide is stressful. Living a cushy life taking bribes in congress is so easy for Mitch.
I honestly think that the job of a politician comes with some level of stress. I think there is a lot of hostility in that area of work and competition. So the stress comes from external factors like people trying to run against you and stuff like that.
Yeah, but he was able to get his stress out by singing and shagging and such.
Nice. Too bad he got up.
So anyway…
…I started blastin’
Hey guys I found Luigi.
Let me know when he doesn’t get back up.
love it, get your weak ass up bitch ass mitch. Quit your fuckin job if you’re unfit you frail shit. Bow out and decay in the sewers ASAP feeble trash
Biden is too old but Mitch is fine?
Yeah double standards are great!
lol who cares??
His actions have killed millions and hindered progress in America by tens and tens of years.
Fuck off Mitch. Nobody actually likes you. Nobody really loves you. You sold out. I hope you die miserable, scared, and alone.
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According to my sources - which are https://kolektiva.social/@IsMitchMcConnellDeadYet - no, not yet.
Lol love how it’s all “No.” until today it became “No, but… Thoughts and prayers.”
They should just start wheeling him around on a gurney
This is now to where Theo Von has the point:
“I don’t really even care anymore about his politics or whatever, anything like that. It’s just that it feels like elder abuse to be pushing the guy around telling him he’s the major of the world and shit like that. He don’t even know where he is anymore”
Thoughts and prayers
Don’t flip him over. If he can’t get off his shell that’s Gods will.
