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nifty@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 months ago

Just put a spray tan over it

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Just put a spray tan over it

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nifty@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 months ago
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    I’ve googled it for you: she’s going to be green for 28 to 45 days.

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      So, maybe 28 Days Later?

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    Captain Kirk has entered the chat.

    • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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      Captain Kirk is climbing a mountain.
      Why is he climbing the mountain?

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        Because it’s there.

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    Fuck it, I’d just stay in costume. At least it’d be accurate.

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      Switch it up by dressing as a lawyer on some days and wearing a purple sports top and bottoms on others.

      EDIT: What about Zombie Chic? I think it might cause more trouble for her than the other options.

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      Nah I expect to de-green at a different rate in different body parts. Go as Michael Jackson having too much weed. Be green vitiligo.

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        verdiligo

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    Good timing, in December she can make some extra money as the grinch

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      I will bet money theres a young child that will point and go “dad look its the grinch”

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    That movie is cursed lol. Mattel had a shit ton of wicked toys produced for the movie. Someone fucked up the website for the movie on the packaging, it was supposed to say VISIT WICKEDMOVIE.COM or something like that… Packaging actually says VISIT WICKED.COM!!! Which is apparently a porn site hahahahahaha.

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      Hey man, maybe it was on purpose to get the toys on the news!

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    Dye your hair red.

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    Damn it’s one of them green women from Star Trek. Is she single?

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    Dying yourself for the premiere of a movie you’re not even in is wild to me.

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    deleted by creator

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    Did… did she use Rit?

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    Buy more of the perma-dye to get the spots you didn’t dye because they were under your clothes. If you’re going to be permanently green, go full body.

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    NGL, kind of like the look.

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    Why is Gamora?

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      Came here for this 😁

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    WHY IS GAMORA!

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    Isn’t that basically the whole point of a dye? If you didn’t want permanent you’d go with makeup.

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