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euphoria@kbin.social to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

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    when you hire a cannibal to write the news

    • fluxion@lemmy.world
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      But the serving size is the same as with any human! It’s the fat per serving you need to watch out for. Amateurs!

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        I’ll take the.crackling if you don’t want it.

  • 🇸‌🇵‌🇪‌🇨‌🇺‌🇱‌🇦‌🇹‌🇪‌🇷‌@lemmy.world
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    Arsonists. A calorie is a measure of energy needed to heat and they increased the temperature of the building. Thus, high calorie.

    • Here_in_Malaysia@lemmy.world
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      How did you get your name like that?

      • 🇸‌🇵‌🇪‌🇨‌🇺‌🇱‌🇦‌🇹‌🇪‌🇷‌@lemmy.world
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        On the website for your instance, you can change your display name. I googled a random fancy text generator and copy/pasted.

  • SuddenDownpour@lemmy.world
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    This screams manufactured outrage.

    • Corhen@lemmy.world
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      Considering it’s “keep6solid”, and not any real news sources, yea.

    • SuckMyWang@lemmy.world
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      deleted by creator

  • gosling@lemmy.world
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    passive aggressive body positivity

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      Two gravitationally gifted pachyderms wanted for setting a flame’s kiss to a personal urban retreat.

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        Higher than average space time distorters

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          Individuals with an above-average amount of gravitational power

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    Two fat fucks cheeto snorting, cheezwiz drinking, McDonald’s serial eater, watermelon-with-feet-looking land whales

    • moosetwin@FMHY@lemmy.world
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      Knees weak, arms are heavy, you got vomit on your sweater already, mom’s spaghetti.

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        He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to drop bomb, but he keeps on forgetting

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      Don’t forget that they’re DIET coke drinkers, because they want to stay healthy

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    They prefer the term ‘horizontally challenged’

  • Cold_Brew_Enema@lemmy.world
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    God forbid anyone use the word “obese.” Don’t want to trigger anyone.

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      To be fair to people who are offended by this, the weight of the criminal seems entirely irrelevant so it’s pretty obvious that the intention was to rile people up.

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      The outlet that posted this is conservative and intended to rile people up on purpose.

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      There are some that consider the term obese to be derogatory.

      I don’t agree with that opinion, but I can understand where they come from. I generally support body positivity with a heavy dose of realism. Being overweight shouldn’t be a reason for someone to treat you poorly, but pushing the idea that being overweight isn’t unhealthy is where I draw the line.

      If I were medically overweight I’m sure I would also not like any term that directly points to something considered a very negative trait, however clinical the word is.

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    I don’t know, calling myself high calorie sounds nicer than calling myself fat. Maybe I’ll call myself high calorie from now on.

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    I think the proper term is “2 fat bitches”

  • AlmightySnoo 🐢🇮🇱🇺🇦@lemmy.world
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    could have used “body-positive” for more positivity

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    That’s a fantastic pun.

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    Those women would be getting concerned friends saying they look dangerously thin in most of the US…

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    How will they ever be recognized with those little masks

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    Two “utes” 😉

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      Two hwhat?

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    Damn they gonna burn that calories

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