when you hire a cannibal to write the news
But the serving size is the same as with any human! It’s the fat per serving you need to watch out for. Amateurs!
I’ll take the.crackling if you don’t want it.
Arsonists. A calorie is a measure of energy needed to heat and they increased the temperature of the building. Thus, high calorie.
How did you get your name like that?
On the website for your instance, you can change your display name. I googled a random fancy text generator and copy/pasted.
This screams manufactured outrage.
Considering it’s “keep6solid”, and not any real news sources, yea.
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passive aggressive body positivity
Two gravitationally gifted pachyderms wanted for setting a flame’s kiss to a personal urban retreat.
Higher than average space time distorters
Individuals with an above-average amount of gravitational power
Two fat fucks cheeto snorting, cheezwiz drinking, McDonald’s serial eater, watermelon-with-feet-looking land whales
Knees weak, arms are heavy, you got vomit on your sweater already, mom’s spaghetti.
He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to drop bomb, but he keeps on forgetting
Don’t forget that they’re DIET coke drinkers, because they want to stay healthy
They prefer the term ‘horizontally challenged’
God forbid anyone use the word “obese.” Don’t want to trigger anyone.
To be fair to people who are offended by this, the weight of the criminal seems entirely irrelevant so it’s pretty obvious that the intention was to rile people up.
The outlet that posted this is conservative and intended to rile people up on purpose.
There are some that consider the term obese to be derogatory.
I don’t agree with that opinion, but I can understand where they come from. I generally support body positivity with a heavy dose of realism. Being overweight shouldn’t be a reason for someone to treat you poorly, but pushing the idea that being overweight isn’t unhealthy is where I draw the line.
If I were medically overweight I’m sure I would also not like any term that directly points to something considered a very negative trait, however clinical the word is.
I don’t know, calling myself high calorie sounds nicer than calling myself fat. Maybe I’ll call myself high calorie from now on.
I think the proper term is “2 fat bitches”
could have used “body-positive” for more positivity
That’s a fantastic pun.
Those women would be getting concerned friends saying they look dangerously thin in most of the US…
How will they ever be recognized with those little masks
Two “utes” 😉
Two hwhat?
Damn they gonna burn that calories