I killed a circus clown in a Wendy’s parking lot in 1996.
Do I just upvote this post if my answer is the same?
Asking for a friend.
I generally disagree with murder, but I’m terrified of clowns, so I’m super conflicted about this.
Thats odd. I once found a dead circus clown in a Wendy’s parking lot in 1996. I fucked the body.
You know, one time I also found a deceased man in clownish makeup in a Wendy’s parking lot in '96. Had his pants down. The strangest thing.
I had the strongest need to urinate, and I inexplicably pissed all over this dead clown.
I think about it constantly.
That was YOU?
Schlatt?
That shouldn’t be a crime given how evil clowns are.
Ha, I’m not falling for this one a third time.
I’m certain that I am some degree of polyamorous. But I’m in a 10-year monogamous relationship and feel like I’m stuck between a rock and a hard place
Might not be to late me and my wife of 12 years are starting talks of this.
If you don’t mind, how did you two even start that conversation? I’m afraid to bring it up because I know the knee-jerk reaction will probably be a lot of hurt feelings and misunderstandings
She brought it up first. Key thing is being open and honest and setting clear boundaries that both people need to follow. Trust is the biggest thing to keeping things good.
I’m terrified of heights. No one knows. I’m great at faking it.
Not never, but at least for a few years (hopefully not my entire life): I’m transgender. 😞
To whoever downvoted this, I hope you have a five day bout of constipation.
As a man who had this once I sorta hate you right now for reminding me about it but mostly I agree
Ok, downvoting, just because you told me I can’t
I downvoted for the cringe usage of emojis.
Sorry not sorry.
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Oh so we’re going to try and carry on the tradition of fishing for people’s dark secrets on here now too? Lame.
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I like to breathe air.
I’m not sure.
When I was about 11 I found roadkill, put it in a mailbox close to my home, watched from the window, and laughed when the mailman screamed.
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I won’t tell anyone about that fart I shouldn’t have trusted
I’m into ABDL.
Yes it’s becoming more accepted but, I don’t think I could ever find a partner that enjoys it.
What’s that?
look it up
Well, I’ve fucked the queen, I’ve fucked Bach I’ve even sucked an old man’s cock
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So what, so what And I’ve fucked a sheep, I’ve fucked a goat I rammed my cock right down its throat So what, so what So what, so what, you boring little f*ck
Well, who cares, who cares what you do And, who cares, who cares about you, you, you, you, you
And I’ve drunk that, I’ve drunk this I’ve spewed up on a pint of piss So what, so what I’ve had scank, I’ve had speed I’ve jacked up until I bleed So what, so what So what, so what, you boring little cunt
Well, who cares, who cares what you do Yeah, who cares, who cares about you, you, you, you, you, you
A-hahaha!
Yeah!
I’ve had crabs, I’ve had lice I’ve had the clap and that ain’t nice So what, so what I’ve fucked this, I’ve fucked that I’ve even fucked a school girl’s twat So what, so what So what, so what, you boring little f*ck
I’m certain that I am some degree of polyamorous. But I’m in a 10-year monogamous relationship and feel like I’m stuck between a rock and a hard place
