I say “bum” and my wife says “boob”
Interested to hear what you think.
Peef.
It’s when you fart out of your dick hole. A “Penis Queef”, if you will. Happened to me once when I had a cystoscopy. Weirdest feeling ever.
What the fuuuuuuck. How do you delete someone else’s post?
It wasn’t fun for me either
I am sorry. I didn’t mean to be flippant. I had no idea that was a thing and reacted in the moment. Are you ok? Is your penis ok? Can you teach me your ways, senpai?
Yeah I’m good. I guess there’s an over developed muscle in my bladder that caused pain and blood in my urine. Totally benign.
The tube in my pee hole? Weirdest feeling of my life
Ok, I’ve had many catheters inserted into my penis, I’ve just never had an expulsion of air. Usually getting it put in wasn’t a big deal, as I was always incoherent or unconscious, but getting it taken out was cathartic and unpleasant.
This goes beyond a catheter. The camera goes all the way deep into the bladder.
I said something irredeemably stupid as it’s clear I didn’t actually read the last sentence of your original post. I apologize for wasting your time. That said, do you have any pictures?
I learned a new thing today, thank you!
Does it sound like peef too? How many decibels do you think you could crank one out to?
It sounded like a silent but deadly fart. Like a PFFFFT.
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The sound of scientific progress, and something much more fun too!
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Icelandic dogs:
Bjork is my goto nonsense muppet sound. Bjork bjork bjork Bjork!
- Mom! Look! This frog says my name every time I press down on its belly!
- Leave the poor animal alone, Björk!
Yes, and you have to say it while sucking in air, not breathing out.
Holy shit that makes it 10x funnier!
I tip my cap to you, PrayerWaxpaint
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Without wanting to ruffle anyone’s feathers, I will submit queef, which would be worth a chuckle even if it held no meaning
It’s funny that quaff is spelled similarly, but has a completely different vibe to it. The two don’t mix at all.
Well, unless you’re into quaffing queefs, I’m not here to judge.
Once I quaffed a queef, inhaled a clunge that had beefed, I just belched for relief and resumed the great feat
This is art! Bravo!
I only really come here to say such things. Megustalations
Schmutz.
It’s Yiddish (?) and is a general term for unspecified dirt or filth. The fun part: once you have identified the filth, it is no longer schmutz.
My spouse and I picked it up from the Says You radio show years ago, and have used it ever since.
It’s literally the translation of dirt or filth in German.
Its US usage comes mostly from Yiddish, but fun story: I studied for two years in Germany after taking one semester of German (would not recommend, but it worked out), and on my first day, I told my housemate that she had some schmutz on her nose, and she was so excited about the German progress I had already made… I did not know at that time that Schmutz was dirt, but I’ve always remembered it
Another great one syllable Yiddish word is Schmuck
Yiddish has like 200+ words for penis, and zero for vagina. they were also used to describe personality types. a schmuck is a general dick. a schmuckgagle is a giant dick. a schmuckus is a baby dick. etc.
I don’t know Yiddish, but it’s got some good words. I feel like Hutzpah is one that I hear from time to time
Yeet is fun to say when throwing something.
I love yeet, it’s just so fun to say!
However you spell that noise Guinea pigs make.
WHEEEK
Cuy
GWEEK
It’s like letting the air out of a balloon. Fascinating!
Nob
Nob and Knob are spelled the same, and I feel like you could use them interchangeably.
Hit someone with a Gnob and they’ll look at you funny
As written words they have distinct meanings I think - with the exception of a class of people (nobs) the word is always with a K for all other uses. I’m gonna start calling people “gnobs” from now on to muddy the issue.
Tslob awn mai gnob
Cunk
Are you a fan of Philomena? Cunk on Earth was pretty great
I liked her talking about her mate Paul getting dosed with LSD and threatened with a screwdriver
Schnozz
I used to have a dog named Schnozz! He was always sticking his schnozz where it shouldn’t be
eyebrow wiggle
poot
Have you ever read My Teacher Flunked The Planet? There’s a little slug creature thing called a poot in that book. I love it
Came here to say “poot.” Truly, a refined and sophisticated selection, well done.
My dad spends a lot of time doodling, and sooner or later he ends up with a man farting a big ‘poot’ cloud
Hump
Also: dink
Edit: hehehehehehe
Engelbert Humperdinck ?
You must be a fan of The Princess Bride, or as I like to call it Prince Humperdink and that Blasted Woman Who Didn’t Want to Get Married
Your edit is the whole reason I’m here :)
As a mountaineer I enjoy the word “cwm”. Sounds like it should nasty but in reality it’s just Welsh for cirque.
How do you pronounce that, is it something like “coom” ?
I can totally get why it would sound gross
Exactly.
That’s the only word in the (American) English language that uses w as a vowel (I hope British English has a stronger Welsh influence, but I can’t say). If you learned “and sometimes y and w” as part of your vowels, that’s the reason why.
Berk
(It has a very rude etymology)
I had to look this one up. The first definition I got was “a name for an idiot, affectionately.”
Then I saw the other definition, had a chuckle
Squirrel
So you’re American, I take it?
This is kind of blowing my mind that a word that long is only one syllable
I see you’re unfamiliar with the alternate spelling, skwerl.
Or the alternate spelling in our house so we don’t send the dog through the window: werl sounds like whirl
Always appreciated the levels of drawl it takes to squeeze this into one.
Funny, I drawl it into one syllable, but I read it as two. Didn’t understand how it fit the rule.
