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Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 days ago

Move over powered milk, it onion time

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Move over powered milk, it onion time

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Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 days ago
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  • insanemantis@lemmy.world
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    OP really underestimates what I would eat for one million dollars. Shit I’ll eat a dismembered human thumb

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    Is that a century egg? I’d eat that. Been wanting to try one actually. I hear they’re tasty af.

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      Yes, I was delicious, but the public wasn’t ready for it so I sold terribly and Salty took me off his damn menu and locked me away down here. And now you know my cool fucking backstory.

  • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world
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    A couple of years ago I grew some habanero peppers in my garden. One of the plants had been mislabeled, however, and turned out to be carolina reapers. Eating them didn’t feel like normal hot peppers – it felt like I had been punched hard in the lips.

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      We grew some reapers intentionally once and we quickly figured out the best way to use them was to chop them up, scrape them into the compost bin, and then cut other stuff without washing the cutting board.

      • sulgoth@lemmy.ca
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        This has the same energy as an absinthe rinse and… I kinda get it.

  • Nine@lemmy.world
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    Can I do all of them and get $4mil? 😂

    • tgcoldrockn@lemmy.world
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      Yes.

  • Saledovil@sh.itjust.works
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    I’d pick the onion, because it’s the only one there I’ve eaten before.

  • mechoman444@lemmy.world
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    Tax free! I’m no billionaire! I’ll pay my fair share thank you!

  • ekZepp@lemmy.world
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    Onion fry 😋

  • Avicenna@programming.dev
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    I can eat raw onion in salads or sometimes even as side so you know I can probably nibble at a full onion for a couple hours and finish it easily. If it needs to go down in a minute then I can swallow the chillies or the century egg whole.

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    Top left 100%

    Mapane worms are a thing and a staple meal in Botswana.

    • thermal_shock@lemmy.world
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      Onions are staples globally

      • whoisearth@lemmy.ca
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        I ain’t eating a raw onion

        • thermal_shock@lemmy.world
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          Me neither, just saying it’s more globally acceptable.

        • PuddleOfKittens@sh.itjust.works
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          For $1M you’d be a fool not to.

          • whoisearth@lemmy.ca
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            Worm better

  • Tattorack@lemmy.world
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    I mean… Can I cook the grub? They’re apparently quite good when roasted.

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    Thanks for the cool $4 milion. Easiest money ever made.

    • Agent641@lemmy.world
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      Four onions and I’m full.

  • stopforgettingit@lemmy.world
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    I would eat a century egg over a whole raw onion any day.

    • GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world
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      That’s a century egg? I thought it was an eyeball from a cow or a squid or something.

  • CrazyLikeGollum@lemmy.world
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    $1 Million dollars is a lot of money and with these options you’re risks are: overdoing a pleasant snack (onion), discovering a new delicacy (century egg), an unpleasant flavor and texture (grub), or like twenty cumulative minutes of fiery pain (carolina reaper).

    For $100, none of these are worth it unless we’re allowed to prepare them in some sort of dish. For $1000, I’ll eat a raw onion. For $10,000, anything but the grub, even all three.

    For $1 Million? I’ll eat all four of these, raw (possibly wriggling), and ask for seconds, if required. I’d be a fool to do otherwise.

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      I paid to eat bugs from a food cart in Thailand, though they were cooked and seasoned.

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      Would eat the onion for a 100, rest for 1000

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      False. Any dollar amount over like $20 and the onion is a good choice unless you must eat the skin. In which case IDK a hundo is probably sufficient.

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    carolina reaper -> onion -> idk what that is -> some living thing.

    Now give me my $4M

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    Onion isn’t even a challenge

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      A yellow onion no less… the easiest onion to eat

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