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UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

They Take the Character Limit Off Twitter and This is What Happens

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They Take the Character Limit Off Twitter and This is What Happens

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UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago
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    covefe

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    I know it’s a shitpost but am I going to be only one to point out its truth social? It’s the red tick, not the blue tick. I saw that and didn’t even need to read it.

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    Took one glance at this TFDR word blob and thought “There’s no way this geriatric wrote all of that himself”. Clicked on the image and, what do you know, there’s an em-dash in the second, rambling, sentence. Cool. I think I hate mecha-Hitler’s dementia vomit as much as the original’s.

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    Looks like the ingredient list for a Big Mac.

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    Huh, wonder what he said.

    I’m never gonna read it so it’s a mystery.

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    At least it’s not AI

  • Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world
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    TLDR?

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      We can’t bust heads like we used to. But we have our ways. One trick is to tell stories that don’t go anywhere. Like the time I caught the ferry to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for m’shoe. So I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. “Gimme five bees for a quarter,” you’d say. Now where were we… oh yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. I didn’t have any white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones…

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      Use AI to summarize his AI post silly!

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        Funny I tried that in Grok and it gave me the following

        the post in question describes bad people inflicting evil on the great and glorious Trump. Heil Hitler!

        Wasn’t helpful

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    Should have posted the Bee Movie script like a normal human being.

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    He’s DESPARATE

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    Entirely too much time on his hands. I think nature’s given him enough

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    wat

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      whatev

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    This is cultural appropriation.

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