Its crazy she thought she could get away with lying about her degrees in a job thats so high profile. From far away she does look a bit like Ivanka, who trump has said he wants to have sex with, so I imagine thats why she was hired.
https://newrepublic.com/post/173968/donald-trump-fantasized-sex-ivanka-new-book-says
Between the way he talks about Ivanka, the way he interacts with her in public, and those creepy-as-fuck pictures of the two of them together, it was already obvious to anyone with half a brain that he desperately wants to bone her
So is “Zacharia” the new “Scaramucci” as slang for “super fucking quick lmao”?

Big Cheungus!
I’m getting to where I think a full Steven Cheung denial is the best possible endorsement of truth available. His tears of indignant rage just seem to light the last candle on the cake of whatever exposé is going around this time.
Lmfao that’s incredible.
5 days, isn’t that only half a mooch?
.45 of a mooch. She’s not even half the mooch he used to be.
I thought the mooch was a negative scalar value, though?

Who the hell dresses like a flight attendant for their first Whitehouse press appearance? (Besides her)
How little vetting must have gone into the decision? Dubious claims of being an attorney aside, if they had done any sort of mock press conference her complete lack of public speaking ability should have been evident.
The vetting is Does she look like Trumps daughter Will she let Trump fuck her
That’s pretty much it
But she looks like Ivanka? That’s all the qualies she needed.
I don’t want to stick up for Ivanka since she is a garbage person but Katie looks like Temu Ivanka. Or like if you were going to make a porn that’s thinly veiled Ivanka fanfic. I’m not even a fashion girlie but that girl looks kind of a mess. Like she just rolled out of bed, smeared on some brows without her glasses and stumbled up to the podium. Don’t get me wrong, their insides will always be the ugliest insides ever, but those outsides are no prize. I’ve legit seen junkies on the onramp who looked more put together.
Trump isn’t a fashion person. He doesn’t care about fashion or how “put together” she looks. She’s a thin, blonde, white woman with similar enough features to his daughter. Close enough for Trump
Trump isn’t a fashion person.
I mean, have you seen the way he dresses?
She has maralago face. A super high end one, but it’s like looking at a robot.
Now that you mention it, I saw a junkie outside the WAWA In Ft Lauderdale that was way hotter, but emotionally the same kind of mess probably
I think it comes from the conservative mindset that someone competent and capable in one field will be similarly competent and capable in other fields
Simply put: They believe in a hierarchy. Some people are imherently better at everything than others
She was competent and capable in her previous role of being an ass kisser. Because she was able to butter Trump up, it was assumed she would be good at any role, and she had “the look” Trump wanted (she looked like his daughter)

Dang, he’s still so crisp and tasty
The lettuce is still grocery store fresh
Oh man, she only lasted half a mooch.
Idk, 5 business days seems like a full working mooch?
A mooch is 11 regular days so she’s really not even a full half mooch.
I figure a Zacharia is the metric equivalent…
So what happened this week that this whole palaver pushed out of the news cycle?
This week the Washington Post released an exposé of the donors to the ballroom fund. You know, the one Trump swore would be used to pay for the new ballroom project that he would help fund himself. The one that never abided by actual donation laws but remains controlled by a PAC that steers the cash into a private account belonging to Trump, all with zero transparency or oversight. The one that has taken in over $350 million in unnamed donations so far. That one.
Absent from the list is Trump himself, who has said that he is helping to pay for the project.
Later in the article:
But the documents show that the vast majority of the funds raised came from companies and wealthy individuals with interests before the federal government.
Companies or executives of firms that have had contracts with the federal government during Trump’s second term accounted for about half of the total, The Post found.
It’s well worth reading for the donor list alone, but those are the highlights. This is the c/Politics discussion: it contains both the original WaPo link (paywalled) and free options to read the content.
in short :
President Trump’s new press secretary, Katie Zacharia, was fired Friday, after less than a week on the job, according to three people familiar with the matter.
Ms. Zacharia had gotten off to a bumpy start with her first and final press briefing on Tuesday, in which :
1- she largely read off a script and
2- (she) ended questioning after just three queries (were addressed to her).That was followed by an onslaught of headlines about whether she had misrepresented herself as a lawyer — the president called her “an attorney” — despite failing her bar exam.
https://www.nytimes.com/2026/10/16/us/politics/katie-zacharia-fired-press-secretary.htmlI heard she passed the bar in China, though! Lololol

Off to start her own podcast grift now I’m sure.
Outlived, and out cultured, by a bowl of warm, raw milk.
Only five days and she still managed to make a fool out of herself.













