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BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 hours ago

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true story

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BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 hours ago
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    I didn’t know Chili’s had a VIP section. Then again I’m a poor unambitious schlub.

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      You won’t believe what happens in the Chili’s Champagne Room.

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    It sucks my first movie I watched with him was The Day after Tomorrow, where he was too old to be a teenager.

    Then I remember seeing him in Zodiac, where (to me) he looked too young to be a father across all those years.

    So he he is flip flopping from too old and too young for evey movie. I love him in Prisoners, but he still looks like a cosplayer who accidentally became a police officer there

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    Hey Mr. Scott, what you gonna do? What you gonna do? Make our dreams come true!

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    And everybody clapped.

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      whispered

      pay attention

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    And then everyone clapped and the manager gave him $100€

    • TʜᴇʀᴀᴘʏGⒶʀʏ⁽ᵗʰᵉʸ‘ᵗʰᵉᵐ⁾@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      1000019823

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    Ah. See. Usually it’s my insanity that takes the other seat. No one asks. Insanity and me tend to just grab chairs and tables and put em together.

    I’m no longer allowed at outback.

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      I thought Outback had “no rules”?!

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        They lie.

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    Would make more sense if you asked for a table for 4 then no?

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