Imagine how many cock roaches you need to milk to fill a glass
Does this mean we’re going to start breeding cockroaches for breast size?
we’ll have to start calling them titroaches.
Roaches have nipples? Greg, I’m talking to you.
How do you milk them?
- milk the roaches.
- roast the roaches.
- Grind the roaches.
- Drip them…
Delicious, low impact, home made drink!
Gotta suck on that cock
I don’t care if it comes with a blowjob from Brett Buttler, I aint putting cockroach ANYTHING in my mouth.
disgusting little sewer dwelling vermin.
Men will find a way to say something gross about a woman in the most bizarre of contexts…
What exactly made you say this? This is a weird and rather inappropriate thing to say about someone…
Don’t tell this to RFK Jr.
For roaches, sure
They have to kill the mothers. It’s nowhere near a practical food. One estimate suggested you’d need around a thousand roaches to get about 100 grams of crystals. The more realistic idea scientists floated was sequencing the genes behind the protein and producing it with yeast. 😬
producing it with yeast. 😬
That’s how we do everything.
It was the next obvious place.
why bother when oat milk is best milk anyways
Peamilk is better imo but nobody stocks it. I imagine something that sounds like “pee milk” is hard to market though to be fair.
never seen any but now im interested in trying it
I just wish it weren’t so expensive…
I’m stick to oat thanks. You keep that.
how did they grab the roach titties
Lots of soap needed
(Who remembers that banger)
“Regrettably, it’s true, standards have fallen…” - Jackie Treehorn
