Why bother with the half measures.

Just take the mask off and send them to the torture prison in El Salvador with all the other baselessly accused and right denied.

welp I signed up for the waitlist.

I’ll use it for a disposable email at first, and if it endures and does well I’ll move my main shit off to it.

Sweet.

I choose Demoman.

nah. They were too hyper focused on it being a basement under a restaurant.

They arent exactly clever when confessing their crimes by accusing the other side of doing the crime. There is absolutely a building somewhere with a basement that Republicans diddle in.

Yep.

Makes you wonder, after pizzagate, where they’re underground child sex dungeon is… Since they were so emphatic on pointing the finger at liberals and gays and accusing them of such a thing.

and yet again its not a trans woman invading a bathroom with ill intent.

its a right wing conservative man who invaded a bathroom with ill intent.

And McConnell is the reason why we’re here.

He doesnt just get to quit the fucking game then suddenly pretend like he had nothing to do with the gameplan, miserable piece of shit.

the same % of Americans have always been stupid. but for a long time it was honest ignorance that made them pliable, in small communities, to conmen… who quickly worked their con and moved on to the next town.

But thanks to the internet connecting disparate crazies, and elevating crazy to a mainstream voice, and then hostile foreign powers elevating that further on social media thanks to the internet, giving it a heavy dose of false legitimacy… its devolved into a unique bouillabaisse of cromagnum hyper-idiocy the likes the world probably has never seen before.

and thank to isolated media bubbles like Fox News and OANN, it will only continue to get worse and worse.

what a sad, pathetic loser.

Willing to kill people because he “Stands with” a car brand.

Hope he gets put away for a very long time.

sounds about like the service I’d expect from a united flight.

Possessing weapons is not antithetical to peaceful endeavors and wishes.

I’d be happy with a couple hundos.

everything you say to your echo/alexa has always been sent to amazon.

theres literally been leaks proving it.

Its not even saving anyone money, either, which is the empty pretense they’re doing all this under

Last month was more expensive by a significant margin than the same month last year.

Ugh.

Yeah, I’ve dealt with the whole “why does my phone make noise all the time”

“Cause you have tons of bullshit apps that arent doing anything but dinging your notifications. Let me remove them”

“No, what if I miss something?!”

“You don’t even read the fucking things!”

“but I could still miss something!”

the fact that my grandmother absolutely, hard ass refuses to do anything that would improve her situation. Just bitches and moans and has great big narcissistic pity parties until someone forces it down her fucking throat.

For example, her vision isnt great, she complaints its hard to use the computer cause she cant see to type (Shes one of those chicken peck typers). I tell her to get a large print keyboard with a backlight, it’d be easier for her to see and use.

She says no, it wont help. nothing will help. boo hoo pity me blah blah bullshit.

Long story short, it goes back and forth for a month, with her refusing the idea, refusing when I directly link her to a keyboard to buy (it was cheap, too), etc etc. Just making a big fucking woe is me pity party out of it.

I finally say fuck it, buy the goddamn keyboard myself, take it over to her house, put it on her computer.

within 5 minutes “Why didnt you tell me about this before? Its amazing! I can see it and use the computer again!”

Shes the reason i’ve been balding for 20 years.

i just want to wear bog standard briefs. I need support, but i run hot so i dont want extra coverage, and i also don’t want buttfloss.

don’t underestimate how lazy and stupid even the smartest person can be.

"SHUT UP ABOUT THE THING I SWORE TO YOU THAT I’D FIX DAY 1! STOP HOLDING ME ACCOUNTABLE! "

‘comes out swinging’ is any reaction thats not paying the legalized bribe that is the demanded settlement when trump files a bullshit lawsuit against you, so you can pay him to keep access.