Look I have a Master Guardian Elite rank in sex. I don’t know if I could handle Global Elite.
My best streak was 6 hours!–not actually a joke, not sure what I was thinking but it was funny when she fell asleep on the toilet.
I was high once and had the idea that masturbation could be an olympic sport. Even worked out the scoring metrics. For men it would be based on duration, and distance/volume, and for women it would be based on style points for Dildo use/ girth/length taken etc.
I WAS HIGH AT THE TIME, FFS Relax. I don’t need a litany of how disgusting that is.
It exists. A few years ago, it was supposed to be arranged in a venue in Sweden, but the event was cancelled for some reason. Apparently, there are judges that judge based on different factors, like quality of foreplay and sensuality. So apparently not a race, but more like a dancing competition.
I really don’t know, and I’m just paraphrasing what was mentioned on a radio broadcast back then.
And further, the inevitability of sexually transmitted diarrhea.
yeeeeeeeeeees!
So, just porn?
“professional” ≠ “competitive”
The DRM on competitive sex is really annoying though, practically excludes Linux users.
…as a Linux user, there are Linux users having casual sex?
Yeah, but it’s a gender segregated league
I mean, there are definitely avenues to go pro.
Speedruns seem fun
All sex is ranked and competitive, the opposite of casual is formal, doing the hokey cokey with someone you have a contract with, like your wife or your boss.
Or highly orchestrated with costumes and decorations and a theme.
There a speed event? Cause I’ll kick ass in that.
I do remember seeing a blowjob contest years ago where two women were given the objective to make two lines of men jizz, one line each.
At first they were neck and neck, trading blows equally, but in the end one of them blew past the other and won.
All I’m saying is if you’re looking for a speed competition there is one
