Still waiting for you to magic some boobs into our lives.

Maybe they meant only children want a device where the largest stress point is the middle of the screen.

Should’ve gotten the fireman costume then…

I’m reminded of the manga (something about “I don’t really get it but I’m…) and she creates a bunch of horny toys and does yuri stuff.

I feel like you just jinxed us with a Joe Rogan presidency. WTF, dude.

It was that or be Miley Cyrus’ husband.

That’s sweet I hope you have a good time.

Why is this in shitposts?

Iirc, it was an Airbnb.

I always wash my hands but it still feels wrong to design it so someone with shitty fingers has to insert them to flush.

I hate these so much. The thought of someone in there before me just jamming their nasty finger in makes me not want to flush.

New Activision halo is going to make a game with QTEs where you have to eat a dorito or drink mt dew.

If you can still sleep at night, none.

I only did those when I was excited for a new game. I’ve become a very patient gamer.

Fry your hair and shit?

I miss my baby boy. That beautiful, dumb, orange prince always let me know if I was staying up too late or staying in bed too long.